#dandy gossip

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its crazy how eggsons trinket is literally an egg detector like she has been cheating at egg hunts all these years its right infront of our eyes

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if you draw dandy skinny you are hurting me

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i like the idea of there being 2 squirms instead of one and the other one is a different personality

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you might think dandys world is a normal game with cute characters. but what you didnt know is that all of the main toons have a secret to them. something that nobody ever was supposed to know.............................................

on 24th of march 1987 on the same day 5 children all died. and when you look at the childrens life. you will notice something scary......

first childs name is derek flower... derek was a little boy who loved plants and gardening but didnt have any friends and was bullied. he would look at his plants every day and think about the importance of friendship and being a good friend even though he had none ....then one day after he was bullied he was staring at his flowers and the bully FOLLOWED HIM to his HOUSE and she smashed his face into his FLOWERS.THIS KILLED HIM. this is why dandys FACE is a flower....

second child name is aaron bedtime.... aaron was a very tired boy who would sleep all the time. he was also bullied for being tired so often and sleeping through things. one day after he fell asleep in his class his teacher says THATS IT ......youll all see what happens when you DONT LISTEN and his teacher STABS HIS RIGHT EYE which is why ASTROS RIGHT EYE is a cross.........

third childs name was simon cupcake..........simon was a very uncaring child who would never concern or worry about people and he was so uncaring he would hurt people on purpose when he baked by putting rocks and sticks in their food. one day while making cookies he had a huge bucket of rocks which he had on the table to put in the cookies and when he reached down to the oven the rocks FELL and PUSHED HIM IN. he was COOKED BY THE OVEN which made his skin BRIGHT RED and even turned his hair GREEN. this is why sprout is a strawberry and his overprotective and caring personality could be an ironic reference to simon...........

fourth child was called sally bones ..sally also had no friends at all and was very frequently forgotten by all the other children. she would go up to the other kids and ask to eat with them and they would say "we dont know who you are wierdo" and she would say"weve known each other since we were 4" and they would laugh and push her over and she spills her milk everywhere(she had milk with her lunch) after this she hgoes home and opens her brothers book of every dinosaur while crying she looks at the dinosaurs and says "haha...... i guess nobody cares about either of us............youre all stupid and dead dinosaurs and nobody likes you..........just like how nobody likes me............"then ghost of every dinosaur rips her into LITTLE PIECES that is why SHELLY

fifth and last child ......her name was valerie television and she was a BULLY CHILD. she was popular and would BULLY derek and sally(all children go to the same school )and one day it went so far she follows derek to his GARDEN.... and PUSHES HIM into his flowers face first just to embarrass him but this KILLS HIM. valerie is scared to be found out what she did and goes back home to put on the tv innocently and it opens to a childrens channel. she tries to change the channel but it doesnt work and on the tv is a cartoon flower smiling. he says "you cant escape what youve done to me" and GRABS HER THROUGH THE SCREEN then SMASHES her face through the tv KILLING HER. this is why VEES FACE is a television...

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A FELLOW SQUIRM HATER 🤝🤝🤝

My reason for hating him is bc he started out seeming like a really good eating disorder rep and then they just made his personality insufferable.

Like I get he’s supposed to be interacting with much younger kids, so obviously he’s going to have a more simplistic personality but???? He’s so comically insecure that it makes the characters with well-written insecurities look stable. Like how is he supposed to be a good role model to toddlers when he himself acts like one??? (Granted he was probably much more stable BEFORE Gardenview’s shutdown but we’ll likely never know for sure)

Honestly my biggest guess as to why the other Toons coddle Squirm so much is BECAUSE he acts like a child and the Toons are programmed to comfort distressed children- because otherwise his personality clashes with everyone so much a good chunk of the cast would definitely Not Like Him.

THE LAST PART OHH ID NEVER CONSIDERED ?THATS A GOOD EXPLANATION ,,, and tbh tho idk how much id wanna speak on it since ive never had a Very serious ed ? but i dont . like squirm as ed rep bc if he was . him eating books doesnt Harm him at all and is an objective problem for literally Everyone Except him . thatd feel gross to me :( tho id never wanna come after someone for relating to him for that reason. god knows i relate to characters thatd be horrible representation if intentional

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actually i have One thought regarding mr finn fishbowl willikers and that is if he has fish autism hes gotta know how bad fishbowls are for real fish ......hes gotta think about how hes constantly advertising something thats unethical to keep them in no matter how much he talks about fish right . do u think gardenview sold themed fishbowls based on him and hed like stand by them trying to get kids not to buy them . i should make an oc like that and never use them again(theyd be like a hamster ball)