#dangdebbay

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dang-debbay replied to your post:Ravioli ravioli let me through your bordioli.

I dunno man I’d let him through

((...Maybe is allowed in your country but in Arstotzka we have rules and regulations and we stick to them. Namely no sea organisms allowed through East Grestin.))

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dang-debbay replied to your post:dang-debbay replied to...

#next thing you know everyone will be bombastic dON’T TEMPT ME OH MY GOD WE DON’T NEED AN EYELASH PANDEMIC I ALREADY MAKE BAD DECISIONS HERE

((The Inspector has glasses for a reason, I'm just saying MAYBE HE'S ALREADY CAUGHT IT AND IS SIMPLY HIDING THE AWFULLY FABULOUS TRUTH))

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dang-debbay replied to your post:dang-debbay replied to your post:the killer...

You draw Sergiu ripping off his eyelashes ONE TIME and suddenly everyone has sideburns. SHUT IT ALL DOWN WE CAN’T TOP THIS

((ABORT MISSION WE HAVE REACHED THE TOP, THERE IS NO MORE TO BORDER LIFE THAN THIS

'I didn't choose the Border life, the Border life

...got chosen for me by Labour Lottery'

I need that on a t-shirt.))

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dang-debbay replied to your post:the killer sideburns suit you Inspector

INSPECTOR I’M SO SORRY BUT I’M ALSO LAUGHING SO HARD WHAT HAS HAPPENED WITH THESE SIDEBURNS

((I SHOULD NEVER HAVE ASKED THE KILLER SIDEBURNS QUESTION I guess the Inspector is keeping them until January now, much to the disdain of his wife though his son likes them, he thinks they're cool))