#danger anon

[askthe3rdgenfreaks]

Vantas? I think i recognize that last name. Who else is stuck with you? What happened here? This is something straight outta sci fi

Signed

-Danger

Do. Not. Call! Me! That! Uuhhgg some people. I regret putting my last name up here at all!

What ever. Who’s stuck with me? Just about everyone I know, unfortunately even those fuck ass human kids.

What happened? I’m still not entirely sure. I only know it was Endeur's fault. He gave out those discs! Now we’re in fucking space! And the rest of the world is fucking gone!

We’re left with minimal communication to the rest of the universe and the third person to drop by is a movie fanatic. Of course. As if we don't have enough of those.

Danger? Danger what? English?

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[ask-tenna-vision]

Hey Rook, sorry if that's not the perfect time, but I want to know something

You mentioned something about a hit list when you were talking to the devil man.

And soooooooo... who many people are exactly in this list?

-The anon that is wandering too much about dangerous things

*Rook is still in prison and not happy about it*

YOU DON'T WANNA KNOW DAT.

[llamaificator]

Hey Austin listen

Tell me three things you can smell right now

-@you-are-in-danger

Food, markers, and hand sanitizer,,,,

[beachblu3s]

i accidentally committed a

You... committed.. a? 😨

🚨 *sirens start blaring* 🚨

WARNING TO ALL PERSONNEL: We got an anon here who has admitted to committing “a”, STAND BY DO NOT ENGAGE, THEY HAVE COMMITTED a AND WILL DO IT AGAIN

[kissjane]

For the anonymous Davenzi shipper requesting all the dangerous prompts - 🙋🏼 Here! That's me. What can I say apart from you made my shitty day a little bit brighter with this. And made me smile for the first time today. So here's a big THANK YOU. I really liked it. Thank you.

Aww, danger anon!

I don’t know whether I should have the biggest smile on my face knowing you liked it (Confession: However much I LOVE prompts, they are also scary - I’m always nervous when posting them, I worry it won’t be what the prompter had in mind, or it will not be to their liking, or they will be disappointed in how I handled it...) or feel bad for your shitty day.

I wish I could give you a hug, or some advice, or something tangible to help you, but since I can’t, I’ll just keep writing stories in the hope they bring you a small bit of joy. 

Sending you all my love and hope things will get better (they will, but I know that is not necessarily a consolation right now). 

💙

[askthe3rdgenfreaks]

😒just danger, not English. Gods forbid a woman enjoy hiking and movies. Shorts and a belt don’t make me an English they just make me a hiker king.

Who are the aforementioned fuckass human kids? Why don’t you like them?

-Danger

Yeah yeah right- wow you really are not helping your case in the slightest- sound like an English to me

Human kids? So you only care about those 4 and not the other 12 of us? fine I see how it is.

Their names are, Juno, Rome, Dean and Jack

.....I guess I went a little too harsh on them. They're actually pretty chill. I didn't mean to seem angry at them. Heh. I'll do better about that-

I don't know all of them super well however, Dean and I are close. He makes cool stuff and can be funny occasionally. But, god he's clingily and a little desperate, With brothers like his i cant really blame him.

Juno I've met often enough. she's sweet but i don't know.....there's something about her I just....do not trust. Her smile is too bright for someone in our....situations.

Jack and Rome I have less info on. Jack isn't really close with anyone. Lone wolf, keeps to himself and causes trouble whenever possible. Not a fan of him but at least he's predictable.

Rome on the other hand? Nothing. She was one of the last of us to be taken in and I never got around to bother forming any connections. But she has all my respect for being close with and taking care of Solace.

Does that satisfy you Mx. English?

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[askthe3rdgenfreaks]

Lovely to meet someone else! Hopefully someone who doesn’t devolve to insults the second a flaw is pointed out, looking forward to getting to know literally anyone else

-Danger

Whatt did tthatt loser bore you all with? Jegus! He should have caLLed me in sOOner. If I had known tthis was a crisis of tthatt level I would have droPPed everytthing and ran.

Ttwo-facedAnimositty ex-quix sttreamer att your service!

Can'tt promise I won'tt be insultting or flawed but I shore as heLL won'tt be boring.

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[askthe3rdgenfreaks]

I didnt call you a failure. I said you are setting yourself up for failure. There is a difference. Setting yourself up for failure means you havent failed yet, but you are going to unless you Get your Shit together.

However, I will side with you for endeur that was a shitty fucking response and a major dick move. Even if he experienced just as much loss, im not defending saying shit like that.

Also-its only been a day? Ffs when you said we were your last hope i assumed you had been stranded for months. Have you tried like—playing the game?

-Danger

Whatever.

Thanks for that i guess. Not that I needed your validation for that. But glad to know you aren't a complete psychopath.

Im sorry! The planet just got decimated and my entire family is dead! Do you think i have any will to play this stupid fucking game that only kills people!? There's a lot of....levels to it.....

My guide...uhg if you could even call it that. messed a lot of shit up and got in the way and.....the imps are.......uhg...fucking.....not something I want to deal with.

The radio was Yonnves idea. She stole it off a card from Cirice. And I figured I would be as dramatic as possible to get attention. Should have asked Kalyzo to write the monologue but he's probably busy. Kaykah: Check On Your Friend