#dangerous crow boy

[whovienne]

[awoo-ga]

Halloween couples costume idea: Girl in A Forbidden Plastic Dress and Dangerous Crow Boy whose Job it is to Destroy Plastic

[fixaidea]

Bahh. I see how it is. When the dangerous crow boy eats plastic he's 'doing great' and 'doing his job', but when I, the humble housecat...!

[starstruckodysseys]

if you pitched goncharov vs the dangerous crow boy (who destroys plastic) alongside one another to an outside person and asked them to choose which one was a tumblr fever dream and which one was a real thing published in the real world. i do not think they would choose correctly

[stopaskingmetocreateanaccount]

[sixquarksinatrenchcoat]

It's all fun and games with the dangerous crow boy til u realize that the latex condom counts as plastic too. Soon you'll be laying an egg

[june-and-the-stars]

[kittykat-pikachu]

dont you hate it when youre given a really cool leather jacket but it turns out to be pleather. fuuuck man now the dangerous crow boy whos job it is to destroy plastic will become obsessed with me