I love you, do you want to marry me?
I am incredibly flattered, but trust me (and I’ve defs said this before, but) you do not want to marry me, I’m nothing but a money-guzzling no-income pain in the ass ^ ^;;;;; (also demi af, let’s get to know each other first)
on a side note tho, I’d make quite the trophy wife if I do say so myself, my credentials look super shiny on paper and I’m good at faking charisma in social situations, so if no actual careers work for me…










