Thought about incorrect quotes for the Yuus and the Yuu aus.
🔪 Serial Killer Yuu
Yuu, was caught burying a body: Am I in trouble?
Yuuken: Take a guess.
Yuu: No?
Yuuka: Take another guess.
Yuu: *Kicks the door down looking panicked*
Yuuya: What did you do?
Yuu: Nobody die yet!
Yuuya, visibly concerned: WHAT KIND OF ANSWER IS THAT?!
Yuu: I'm a reverse necromancer.
Yuuka: Isn't that just killing people?
Yuu: Ah, technicality.
👻 Kuu 🤖 Unit YUU
Yuuken: *Trying to fill out legal paperwork stuff* Were you guys born AMAB or AFAB?
Kuu: Bold of you to assume I was born at all.
YUU: I personally was created in a lab.
Aibek: I just straight up spawned.
Yuu Poly
Grimm: Why are Yuu and Yuuken sitting with their backs to each other?
Yuuka: They had a fight.
Grimm: Then why are they holding hands?
Yuuya: They get sad when they fight.
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Yuuken: Yuu, keep an eye on Ace today. He's going to say something to the wrong person and get punched.
Mean Yuu: Sure, I’d love to see Ace get punched.
Yuuka and Yuuya: Try again.
Mean Yuu, sighing: I will stop Ace from getting punched.
Overblot Yuu: Okay okay stop asking me if I'm straight, gay, bi, whatever. I identify as a FUCKING THREAT.
Mean Yuu: I’ve come to a point in my life where I need a stronger word than fuck.
Royal Mafia Yuu: Some of you may die, but that’s a sacrifice I’m willing to make.
Serial Killer Yuu: You seem familiar, have I threatened you before?
Ghostface Yuu: 'Person of interest' is almost too flattering. Like, if the police were to pound on my door and go, 'A man has been murdered in your building and you are a person of interest,' I'd be like, 'Moi? Oh, do go on.'
Great 7 Yuu: If I'm really as evil as you say I am, then have the gods strike me down where I stand.
*Lightning strikes Yuu*
Great 7 Yuu: Ha! Nice try, jackass! Next time, give it your A-game!
Shapeshifter: *transforms to look like Yuu*
Mean Yuu: Okay, are you like BLIND? You look nothing like me. First off, I'm way taller. Secondly, I DO NOT look so sleep deprived and lastly, if you could drag comb through that hair you're like a 7 on a good day and I've been told I'm a constant 10.
Yuuya: Yuu and I were crossing the street, and this dude drove by and honked at us.
Yuuka: *Sighing* What did Yuu do?
Yuuya: They chased him to the next red light, then reached into his window and...
Great 7 Yuu: Who wants a steering wheel?
Finally. The Yuuniverse
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