#dankitty is real

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I'm not crying you're crying leave me alone

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I'm trapped in Kitty's car while we wait for pizza and she's reading categories of Bob's Burgers fanfic to me.

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we're not sending any of the children we find on the street to a montessori school

@whereducksgo

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this just in: scott summers doesn't have a butt. but he's a huge asshole.

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kitty stacygwendolyne is imagining her life if she were the barefoot contessa and caradoc were jeffrey, and the intervening days when he swans off with no chicken to eat when she invites her gays over to have lunch

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stacygwendolyne kitty found the thiiiiiiiiiing

literally she does this to me all the time i’m not even sorry