claire: oh yeah, danny here is my best friend! *under her breath* except for you of course. we’ve known each other since we were kids and he’s like a brother to me, which makes the professors thing worse.
danny: yep. we call the old guys here that have with always been professors or just lost their glory days of exploring and became one the professors . ever since the first expo when claire was here they all started a rumor and think that we’re fuck buddies. since we were so close really fast for no apparent reason, and i’m a guy and she’s a girl
claire: of course they don’t know that 1, i’m a huge lesbian. 2, danny had had a boyfriend for like 5 years now and they’re gonna get married and have kidsand live a wondeful happy life together. and now we have a 3 *smiles* i have a girlfriend. we just don’t have the heart to tell them no, since it’s kinda funny.
danny: we were one sitting on a bench together sharing some ice cream with different spoons and they yelled at us to get a room. i just. don’t get it