#danrenison

[codename-adler]

i want more out of the girls’ dorm. i want to know their too-close intimacy. i want to know when shit hits the fan. i want to know their dirty little habits. i want to know what eats at them in the dark. i want to know what they hide. i want to know what they swore they’d never bring up again. i want the nitty gritty. i want the ugly. i want to crack open that ribcage.

[whatmack]

Ok but the danrenison and mandreil gift giving pact. Speaking as someone who's primary love language is buying shit for the people I like, Allison probably goes over the top and gets hella elaborate with the wrapping. She does it all herself, makes stunning packages with no note and no indication of who it's from because she doesn't DO sentimental. Matt probably gets too excited and shoves the freshly delivered fedex package into the arms of whoever was supposed to get it

that’s fUCKING adorable i love, this Allison is like “oh wow WHO could this be FROM” and dan and renee are like....we’re looking around at the highly expensive fresh floral arragements......the wrapping paper with literal gold leaf......the sapphire necklace inside the box...........gee i dunno the fuckin tooth fairy (sometimes to piss her off dan and renee go to a random other member of the team like OH NICKY That was SO THOUGHTFUL of you and the foxes are all bastards so they play along like haha np np I just saw it and thought of you....and allison is NOT UPSET she has NO REASON TO BE UPSET she is simply CRUSHING HER WATER BOTTLE IN HER FIST IN THE BACKGROUND) (then her girls come and give her smooches to show that they do love her and thank u, allie) Matt’s the one who texts u like “i bought you someth!!!” “it just shipped” “it says it’s in atlanta georgia” “it says its out for delivery” “ITS HERE” “ITS HERE COME GET UR PRESENT” one time present arrival conflicted with extra practice and kevin had Many Words to say on the subject gd the fucking concept of andrew minyard decked out in fckin designer duds with a tricked out wristwatch and a collector’s hard cover edition of his favorite series and someone’s like “who bought you the maserati, minyard” and andrew with no inflection goes “neil” (Neil, from underneath his pile of cashmere sweaters: yeah i did :D )

[andrewjostenzarchive]

@tfcfemslashnet: for @wylcnvcnsunshine

“You never saw one of them without the others.”

[whatmack]

Ok but for the danrenison and mandreil, dan and matt making a pact to anonymously send gifts to their partners and andrew KNOWS its them but he acts like he doesn't and Neil's just dumb and renee thinks its secretly andrew because he wants to buy stuff but not be open about it because 'affection is disgusting' and then everyone one day finding them accidentally while they were leaving their respective gifts and then them trying to pass it off with the worst excuses known. this got too long

I love this bc omg at first i read it as “allison and matt” and was on that thought train but then I saw “dan and matt” which means allison doesn’t try to hide her gift-giving. she’s like. YES i’m spending money on you. you’d BETTER say thank-you. I didn’t have to do this but I am because I CARE about u okay. aren’t I great?

(She needs them to tell her she’s great. She needs them to say they appreciate her. Renee and Dan take her aside and explain that although it feels good to get stuff, she doesn’t need to buy the two of them, and she’s a wonderful person and they love her just for herself) see if dan and matt are also dating, that’s the perfect excuse for them Conspiracing together. Someone about to catch us? Let’s make out furiously. if they keep lookin’ then they’d better be a paying customer mmhm dan: come in kestrel, come in. i’ve got the packages. about to make the drop outside your dorm. over matt, lookin totally not suspicious in the campus starbucks, on the phone: i read you fennec. when can I expect my return mission? over

(after they get found out, they keep up the game, except now they enlist the other partners to give secret heist gifts to each other too)