#dantethedarkhalf

[banisheddarkknight]

"Hey uh... Dad..." Etnad approached Sparda, rubbing the back of his neck, "I um... I need some advice..."

“Hmm…?” Sparda looked up from his seat on a park bench, from reading yet another newspaper. Upon noticing it was Etnad, he smiled lightly and folded the newspaper, setting it on the bench to one side and patting the spot next to him.

“Of course, Etnad, what is it?”

[weaknessofheaven]

Etnad and Rebellion.

[ineedmorepower]

dantethedarkhalf replied to your post: "New Plan:

“…. I’m sure that would confuse him…”

"Somehow, I don't think he'll be /confused/."

[squishe-pie]

Tay wants to squish my ta-tas. :c

[ineedmorepower]

If we were married

In a wacky universe where Etnad and Vergil are married,

At least once a week, Vergil breaks Dante’s hands because he touches him without his permission. Vergil’s first rule is always in place because of Etnad’s appearance.

Physical affection always turns into physical violence. Vergil just can’t handle it.

They’re often separated because Vergil can’t stand Etnad’s face.

Both of them have constant breakdowns because they love each other enough to be married, but Vergil can’t stand to look at him and Etnad can’t help the way he looks.

Etnad cheats constantly just to feel wanted. Vergil uses it against him as another reason to keep him away from him.

They are both desperate to fall out of love because the entire relationship is a tragedy.

[squishe-pie]

I'm gonna be honest; whenever you guys tease me about being with Nero or anything like that my self-esteem drops a bit..

[squishe-pie]

omg leave nero out of this he doesn't deserve such torture

[squishe-pie]

[1:00:09 AM] Kitten Frost: /o/

[1:00:50 AM] Emily: ey gurl

[1:01:04 AM] Kitten Frost: ay lil mama lemme whispa in yo ear

[1:01:10 AM] Emily: do it

[1:01:24 AM] Kitten Frost: *whispers* welcome to buttfuck central

[1:01:46 AM] Emily: i did not expect that