May 15, 2021
when you sit down to watch a dnp vid and then subsequently spit out the muffin you were eating in the first two fucking minutes
#haveyou ever called the fire truck to lube your ring finger#cuz phil just fucking threatened me#joint content TM#am i eating a two day old tim horton muffin while watching this video#yes#is that any of your buisness? no.#im enjoying their content the way dan would have wanted#with a rum and coke in hand#dan and phil#phillie lester#danthaniel howel#we dont spell names right in this house#im soryy#not really tho 🤣#hi nice to meet you i am a decorated phandom veteran#phandom memes#phandom#dan and phil do random shit on phil's channel because why not#okay enough tagz im gonna finish watching phil masacre dan's hair#i should have more faith in phil at this point#but unfortunately i do not