Supernatural!rilayaklee
Send me a ship and I’ll tell you:
who the fuck put the peeps in the microwave: Maya. Farkle isn’t solid, and Riley would probably be so upset watching the bunnies explode and would never do that to the poor peeps.
who forgot to put the cat outside before sex: lol I feel like cats are too creeped out by these three immortal weirdos to live in their home
who posts vines of the other doing embarrassing shit: Isn’t Maya the only one who would even show up in pictures? She’d probably threaten Riley if she tried to take any videos of her so there’s just like no trace of them on the interwebs.
who breaks the most phones: Riley is the clutzy one so probs her.
who dies first: LOL Farkle’s already dead and technically Riley kinda is too so really the question is who dies LAST and the answer is Maya :-p
which one I could see as being lactose intollerant: It doesn’t even matter because Maya’s the only one that can eat normal things :-p
who thinks they can do something really well even though they can’t: Poor Riley always thinks she’s got it more together than she really does.
who is more likely to get kicked out of the bed: DOES RILEY SLEEP IN A COFFIN? DO THEY EVEN SHARE A BED? Riley would be clumsy enough to knock Maya out of it if they did though.
who uses the computer most: If Farkle could he would but he makes the girls use it for him :-p that doesn’t really answer the question but like... whoever’s doing Farkle a favor that day uses it more.