#dapper is bored

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Also, anybody know any good Sanders sides au ask blogs?

I need more stories in my life.

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It's hard to stay informed this days with news so intense. We're bombarded with grim black current events.

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What? That's it.

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So. When I get bored, I make Sanders Sides AUs, I guess.

Here's a list! (Most of them are not detailed whatsoever.)

Thomas and the Ink Machine:

Thomas is Henry.

Emile is Joey Drew.

Remy is Bendy. (Because Emile. That's the only reason.)

Patton is Boris.

Janus is Alice Angel. (Literally 2 faces)

Logan is the other Boris with the metal arm.

Virgil is the other, good Alice

Roman and Remus are either The Butcher Gang or Bertram Peidmont and Sammy Lawrence

Sanders Sides Cuphead:

Roman is Cuphead. (Because Red.)

Logan is Mugman. (Because Blue.)

Patton is Elder Kettle. (Because Dad.)

Remus is King Dice. (Because Mustache.)

Janus is the Devil.

Virgil is Legendary Chalice. (Because I didn't know what else he could be, and the idea of Virgil as the legendary chalice is amazing to me.)

Durarara! Kinda.

I have a bit more for this one. Not much, but a little bit.

It's basically just the gangs. Because there aren't enough Sanders Sides characters for me to be happy. I have to do just the main characters or all of them.

Okay, so, There's the Blue Squares, right? It's Remus, Virgil, and Roman as the main dudes. It's cool and all, but Roman doesn't like it all that much? Then Janus shows up. He's the leader of the Yellow Scarves. And he's just, like, "Hey. Come join me." But, like, more eloquently than that. Roman agrees and joins the Scarves.

When Remus and Virgil find out that Roman is with the Scarves, they think Janus, like, kidnapped him. Fighting starts. Yay.

Logan and Patton are tired of the fighting for one reason or another, so they create The Dollars. Huge success. Many people join. It's fun times.

After things escalate (because I forget most of DRRR!) Virgil convinces Logan to lead the Squares, since Remus is crazy without his brother there and Virgil can only take so much.

Patton is lost and scared, and Janus is his friend, so he talks to the yellow boi.

Basically, in my mind, Janus is more like Izaya but like in a gang. And Roman is more like Masaomi. (Masaomi? That's his name, right?) Logan is the...snapped Mikado? The side of him that stabs that other dude's hand. That one. Patton is the side of Mikado that just wants everything to be good.

Remy is Celty? Because black? Maybe Picani is the Shinra? Idk.

(I really need to rewatch DRRR!)

Sanders of the Apocalypse:

Patton is Famine.

Logan is Death.

Roman is War.

Virgil is Pestilence.

(I have no explanations for any of this.)

Camp Sanders (Camp Camp):

Patton is David.

Janus is Gwen.

Virgil is Max.

Remus is Nikki.

Logan is Neil.

Roman is other Neil (Space Kid.)

What I have learned is that I should never be bored.

Let me know if you want more?? I'm gonna do the DRRR! one because I love it? Eventually?