#dapper's life

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Also, anybody know any good Sanders sides au ask blogs?

I need more stories in my life.

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I just realized.

That I have no idea what being "a snack" actually means.

And as a sex-repulsed aroace, I'm too afraid to ask at this point.

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A Conversation I Had With My Friend

A.k.a: I'm such a fander

Friend: I'm like the dark sides. I'm anxious, chaotic, and I'm a liar who hates society. You're (me) like the light sides. You're happy and smart, but you repress your feelings and are super insecure.

Me: ...yep. Sounds about right.

I'm at the point in a fandom where I compare myself to the characters.

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I have discovered that my favorite ships are the ones with Logan and at least one of the dark sides.

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Me: *just wants some good light side (sorry Virgil) love*

The internet: *has mostly sexual stuff that literally makes me sick to my stomach*

Me: ... wonderful

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What is the ship name with Logan, Roman, and Patton?

I need help please, thank you.

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That moment when:

You want to look androgynous but also want to wear a crop top which will 110% show off your feminine figure.

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"Here" by Alessia Cara has aromantic and/or asexual vibes.

I will not accept arguments about this, sorry. :)