#dapster-gaster

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Here’s the secret surprise!~ [ A dapper skeleton sighs, reminiscing about a certain first date. What marvelous costumes he wore! Oh, how he wished he could do it again... ]

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[ ... wait... what is...? Gaster happens across a closet door he doesn't remember being there... which is surprising to say the least, considering! He reaches up and opens- ]

[ Gaster is buried under a mountain of rainbow clothing! Hats, coats, scarfs, mitts...! ]

"AAAAAH! DAPSTER, WHYYYY-"

[ But it was too late. Gaster is one with the multi-colored pile now. ]

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[ ... Dapster re-enters his base, writing down on a clipboard with a pen in his mouth. ]

*... AND I HAVE REASON TO BELIEVE THE "OWNER" OF SUCH A HORRID ESTABLISHMENT HAS FALSE "ASSETS!" A TEASE AND A LIAR! MY, MY!

[ Dapster tosses the clipboard into a corner, and spits out the pen. He straightens his coat collar, humming. ]

*... AH... NO MATTER! I CAN STILL FIND SOME COMPANY OF MY OWN! AND MAYBE THEY WILL BE FAR KINDER THAN THAT WOMAN! YEESH!

[ Dapster walks into the kitchen, pouring himself more champagne. ]

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Dapster suddenly has a song stuck in his head … (°3°)

*... HM? OH, UGH! SO DEPRESSING...

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[ ... Dapster stirs awake. He holds his head. ]

*... OOF... OW, MY HEAD... YEESH, WOMEN, I SWEAR...

[ ... Dapster looks around. He seems to be... in the living room. He looks besides himself to find a glass of champagne. He whistles, taking it and taking a sip. The base is quiet, aside from noises from him. ]

*... AH... MUCH BETTER! PEACE AND QUIET... AT LAST!

[ He looks around, and finds the record player. He pops in some classics, and chills. ]

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☱ (For Divine and El Lobo)

[ You open the fabulous journal, to a few pages in. However, this page seems to be from fairly recent… so disorganized! ]

I realized something very important, today! I have not seen El Lobo for quite a long time! I wonder how he would cope, hearing of… well… everything! The wolf would quite possibly simply not care… oh, but he would congratulate Divine regardless! I’m sure of it! Oh, I should reach out some time! I hope he is doing well!

[ … hm… that seems to be the end of the entry. As you flip through, the pages are slowly being filled with hearts… all with names in them. “Lyla.” “Booker.” “Family.” So many heart-names… ]

[ Until finally, you find yourself on a page with an ENORMOUS heart with a drawing of a very special Divine Knight in it! Very Mona-Lisa like! How beautiful! ]

[ Flipping the page reveals the actual entry… dated today! The borders are all scribbled with loving words and doodles. ]

Oh, Lyla! Lyla! Even the name brings joy to my life! Ah, I can’t even begin to describe what it is I love about her!

Her outward beauty is apparent, of course… but who she is… oh, it is like being in love with an angel! No, she IS an angel! A loving, beautiful, Divine angel!~

Oh, Lyla, how you send my heart aflutter with every word you utter! (Hey, that rhymed!)

Whenever I hold you, whether it be by your hand or your cheek, your love flows through me like a waterfall cascading into a river! The force is tremendous! I am sent to my knees by the sheer weight of your love upon my soul!

Whenever we hug… whenever we kiss… oh, my poor heart can barely contain itself! Even know, simply thinking of you, and your loving embrace, your magnificent aura, the sheer magnitude of your presence… oh, how hard I crush for you!

Of course… I know I needn’t do so! Lyla, my love… my wife…

I will love you, with all my heart, forever and ever, until the end of time!~

@divine-knight

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[ ... hm... this is different. You open up a journal, sparkly and rainbowed, covered in various stickers and doodles of happy people. Past various pages of detailed drawings of hills, the ocean, and many, many hearts with the name “Lyla” inside of them, you finally find an entry. There’s no date... but it seems recent. ]

I haven’t seen Ring Master in quite a long time! I wonder what has become of them?

Perhaps they are avoiding others because of their time as candy? Oh dear! I would hope not!

Oh, how I hope he is doing okay! I do not blame him for turning me into a snowman! In fact, doing so was probably the best thing to happen! So many tiny snowmen! They’re all so cute! And they occasionally chime in altogether to say “I love you!” Oh, it is such a sight to behold!

And they are to thank for all of it... ah, I know most do not hold the same sentiments as I do. But what can I say? I only wish for everyone to be happy with themselves! Even if they do not wish for my company!

[ There are various drawings of Ring Master with a smily face, holding large coffee beans with even bigger smily faces. ]