#daring star

[youngstuntonaut]

[SPAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAACE]

Raddy:...Echo 1 through 10, are you sure you guys are pointing the dishes in the right direction?

[SPAAAAAAAACE]

Echo Command: Of course. You gave us exact coordinates. Why are you asking?

[I’M IN SPACE, I’M IN SPACE]

Raddy: Is it just me, or I’m hearing a tiny robotic voice being annoyingly excited about space?

[STARS, STARS, STARS, EARTH, MOON, PLANETS, SUN, ORION, YES, SPACE, I’M IN SPACE]

“Vander”: Miss Radio, I can assure you you’re not the only one with broken eardrums.

[SPAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAACE]

Raddy Radio: -tired noises- -light metallic thud-

For the next few seconds, she repeatedly slammed her forehead on the control panel as the robotic voice kept rambling on about Space.

[youngstuntonaut]

You really have to be in everything space related, don’t you?

[youngstuntonaut]

“Vander”: Oh, darn it...

Raddy: What?

“Vander”: That banana merchant...What’s his name...

Raddy: Banana Pie? What about him?

“Vander”: He was IN THE SHIP.

Raddy: Wha--Don’t tell me he’s dead as well.

“Vander”: Not necessarily, but there’s a HUGE chance what’s left of him burning through the atmosphere is his corpse...or his limbs, ev-

Raddy: I SAID DON’T TELL ME HE’S DEAD!

Fortunately, they were both not quite dead, but rather slightly twitching their way back to consciousness.

[youngstuntonaut]

Raddy: I’m giving him 2 weeks, and if he doesn’t come back...I think a funeral will be in place...

Uh, Vander, any additional status on him?

“Vander”: Well, uh...his helmet’s signal was quite bad for a few seconds before it went away completely. He must be tumbling through the atmosphere towards his doom at this moment.

Raddy: God dammit, Vander...You really had to say it like this?

“Vander”: We can, uh...We can only hope the things he says about his “incredible luck” are true...

[youngstuntonaut]

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[ATTEPTING TO RECONNECT WITH CLIENT #████████]

Raddy: Daring? Daring, do you hear me? I’ve lost visual on you! DARING!

????: Miss, I think the Sagittarius just...exploded.

[youngstuntonaut]

It seems Daring Star has disappeared beyond the reaches of existence! Please, stand by after these messages while we at ███████████ Inc solve this problem!

[youngstuntonaut]

I'M NOT GIVING YOU ANY MONEY, FUCKBOY ANON #5

IT IS PROPERTY OF THE SPACE PIRATE SKELETON REPUBLIC

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