Fist of the Idiot Star

One pony boldly goes where no pony has ever gone before. And sometimes crashes head-first into it.

[youngstuntonaut]

>tfw you haven’t updated in almost a year and you feel The Guilt™

by the way i will now only answer asks that progress the story and all other shitposts will be answered from time to time

[youngstuntonaut]

SENPAI PLS CHILL

[youngstuntonaut]

Raddy Radio: [exasperated sigh]

“Vander”: Oh, come on, Miss, I think it sounds pretty good!

Raddy Radio: I swear, if someone just found out the frequency only to try and court me with a harmonica solo, I will flip my shit. I’ve been working all day and I wanna save Daring’s ass and I do NOT want to deal with this kind of shit

“Vander”: I agree with you, but how about you DON’T leave a trail of blood and intestines in your way? I’m your assistant radio operator, not the janitor.

Raddy Radio: No worries, you’ll just have to clean a few teeth and potentially some splats of blood here and there.

“Vander”: Judging by that colourful “flipping of one’s shit” you expressed yourself with, that’ll still be quite a lot of teeth and blood to clean.

Raddy Radio: With due respect - fuck you too, you mossy sloth.

Where’s that harmonica tune coming from, anyway?

“Vander”: A secondary listening station reported it first. When they sent the coordinates to Cartographers 1-10C, number 6C reported “some bloke in a white hood”. How it interfered with this frequency I have not figured out yet.

Raddy Radio: ...I only heard “some bloke in a white hood”.

“Vander”: The harmonica player doesn’t know you. He couldn’t possibly be trying to court you right now. There’s nothing to worry about.

Raddy Radio: Oh, good. I don’t care.

((Mod: i got carried away i am so sorry))

[youngstuntonaut]

????: Hey, Alicorn 1, this is SS Glare, uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh...

Raddy Radio: Yes, Herbie?

“Herbie”: ...uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh...

Raddy Radio: Herbie?

“Herbie”: ...uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh...

Raddy Radio: Herbie.

“Herbie”: ...uhhhhhhhhhhhhhh, yeah...like............

Raddy Radio: HERBIE!

“Herbie”: Uhhh, I know I’m high on this really dank blunt right now and I may be hallucinating, but, like, there’s a rocket shaped exactly like a huge banana peel in my visual...Like, there’s even a dot marked as “Unregistered” on my radar and everything. I’m pretty sure THAT’S not in my mind.

Raddy Radio: That is the most ridicul-

“Herbie”: Yo, yo, yo, yo...Miss...*inhaling sounds*...*exhaling sounds*

Raddy Radio: Herbie, will you please just-

“Herbie”: Check your radar.

Raddy Radio: [few seconds of silence] ...You win this time, Herbie.

[youngstuntonaut]

[SPAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAACE]

Raddy:...Echo 1 through 10, are you sure you guys are pointing the dishes in the right direction?

[SPAAAAAAAACE]

Echo Command: Of course. You gave us exact coordinates. Why are you asking?

[I’M IN SPACE, I’M IN SPACE]

Raddy: Is it just me, or I’m hearing a tiny robotic voice being annoyingly excited about space?

[STARS, STARS, STARS, EARTH, MOON, PLANETS, SUN, ORION, YES, SPACE, I’M IN SPACE]

“Vander”: Miss Radio, I can assure you you’re not the only one with broken eardrums.

[SPAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAACE]

Raddy Radio: -tired noises- -light metallic thud-

For the next few seconds, she repeatedly slammed her forehead on the control panel as the robotic voice kept rambling on about Space.

[youngstuntonaut]

You really have to be in everything space related, don’t you?

[youngstuntonaut]

“Vander”: Oh, darn it...

Raddy: What?

“Vander”: That banana merchant...What’s his name...

Raddy: Banana Pie? What about him?

“Vander”: He was IN THE SHIP.

Raddy: Wha--Don’t tell me he’s dead as well.

“Vander”: Not necessarily, but there’s a HUGE chance what’s left of him burning through the atmosphere is his corpse...or his limbs, ev-

Raddy: I SAID DON’T TELL ME HE’S DEAD!

Fortunately, they were both not quite dead, but rather slightly twitching their way back to consciousness.

[youngstuntonaut]

Raddy: I’m giving him 2 weeks, and if he doesn’t come back...I think a funeral will be in place...

Uh, Vander, any additional status on him?

“Vander”: Well, uh...his helmet’s signal was quite bad for a few seconds before it went away completely. He must be tumbling through the atmosphere towards his doom at this moment.

Raddy: God dammit, Vander...You really had to say it like this?

“Vander”: We can, uh...We can only hope the things he says about his “incredible luck” are true...

[youngstuntonaut]

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[ATTEPTING TO RECONNECT WITH CLIENT #████████]

Raddy: Daring? Daring, do you hear me? I’ve lost visual on you! DARING!

????: Miss, I think the Sagittarius just...exploded.

[youngstuntonaut]

[And now, for some music...]

[starship-crusader]

URGENT: A friend of mine’s house just burned down, and he needs help!

I’m so, so, so sorry that I haven’t updated this blog in so long, and I am legitimately sorry it had to be under such dark circumstances.

A friend of mine’s house completely caught fire this last weekend. As a result, he has virtually nothing left, and he is in a dire situation. The reason I am posting on his behalf is because he has no resources to do so on his own.

His gofundme page can be found here:

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Please, muster up whatever you can to help his cause!

Even if you have nothing, just reblogging and spreading the word will help.

[youngstuntonaut]

It seems Daring Star has disappeared beyond the reaches of existence! Please, stand by after these messages while we at ███████████ Inc solve this problem!

[youngstuntonaut]

T-the fu ck was thAT

I haven't had such a good smooch in YEARS, thought Daring.

feat. Princess Blueblood

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mod: holy SHIT I JUST SAW THIS HWAT

ask-tea-bean AYYY THANKS FOR THE ARTS MAN THIS LOOKS SO COOL

[youngstuntonaut]

I'M NOT GIVING YOU ANY MONEY, FUCKBOY ANON #5

IT IS PROPERTY OF THE SPACE PIRATE SKELETON REPUBLIC

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[askprincessblueblood]

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