"Are you fucking kidding me? I give you one job- one GODDAMN job, and you somehow fuck it up this badly?! Seriously, I asked you to get a christmas tree! A regular fucking christmas tree! And what do you get instead?! THIS FAKE ASS TRANSPARENT PNG OF A CHRISTMAS TR- oh? They're here already? ... Wait here so I can do this, and I'll get back to your mess in a bit." Ahem-
Happy Holidays, my dear acquaintances! The weather outside is frightful, the fire from the house I burned down recently is delightful, and I now have you temporarily locked in my basement so you have no place to go. Unfortunately, we can't 'let it snow' or 'let it go' because it's not snowing anywhere near where I live despite it being below freezing. But allow me to warm you up anyway by announcing the start of our newest character event,
Darington December
All throughout the month, you are now legally required to make works featuring Darington and only Darington. Though... I suppose you don't have to participate. After all, it wouldn't be too fair to force you to appreciate someone, now would it?
Fanfictions, fan arts, fan edits, anything goes for appreciating the Star Spangled Stupidity that is this character! Wanna make a craft of him irl? That's allowed! Wanna perform a demonic ritual for him? Go for it! Wanna put headcanons about him in our inboxes at a regular pace? As long as the blog owner is fine with it, certainly!
Got a question about the event? Go on and ask me! You hate me and want to ask someone else? Understandable! The other mods for this event are (as always) @gia-batmm-crickle22 @briarthorne and @grayblqnkets. Happy Holidays and have a (hopefully) warm December!
"Is that it? ... Yes? Cool, you're, uh, free to go now by the way. I have some... stuff to do."













