hello i have thots so pls enjoy dark!hopper x reader x dark!eddie
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okay yeah hopper has probably busted eddie’s ass for dealing at some point but i also choose to believe that he’s also swiped a few bags of something from eddie as well. just when he needs a little pick me up, u know? a good joint every now and then won’t hurt.
it’s usually a quick transaction, hopper doesn’t need anyone catching him buying drugs off of eddie munson, but then one day eddie pulls up with a pretty little gem following him like a lost puppy.
“who’s the girl?”
eddie glances back to where you stand a few feet away, silent as eddie had instructed you to be.
eddie turns back to hopper, jaw clenching for a moment as he glares at the older man, “she’s off limits.”
the two men stare at each other for a moment before hopper takes one long breath, glancing away from eddie with a tilt of his head, “i’m the only reason why you’re not behind bars right now, munson.”
and eddie knows he’s not winning this battle, clenches his fist and bites the inside of his cheek as hopper’s lips split into a shit eating grin. eddie turns and walks away towards you, but not without throwing a quick, “fuck you, hop,” towards the cop.
and sure eddie might look like he wants to drive a dagger straight through hoppers chest, but hopper doesn’t give a shit— because nothing matters the second he gets you bouncing on his cock like a fucking pro, whimpering and drooling like you’ve never had a proper fuck in your life— if anything hopper is helping you. showing you what’s it’s like to be with a real man.
hopper makes sure to add you to the list every time he visits eddie <3
OKAY babe i really, really, really need dbf!hopper + somno... like, either he's staying at your place for the night or you're on vacation with him and he's tagged along with your family or whatever, idc i just need to go to sleep in a pretty little set of pajamas and purposefully sleep all spread out so that he can sneak in and absolutely destroy me, and then leave me with a kiss on the forehead like he hasn't just cum inside of me <3 waking up and knowing he took you up on your offer and sharing a little smile with him over breakfast !!! please tell me you see the appeal <3
of COURSE i see the appeal bbg - we are the same.
the irony that takes precedence over all, is the fact that this matching set was but a gift from your parents, neatly gift wrapped with a matching bow as a tiny present for your birthday just a year prior. its pink satin is dotted with miniature hearts spaced neatly over its canvas, its v-neck tank and skimpy shorts perfect for the warm weather that seems to plague your little cabin at the edge of indiana.
its three bedrooms are perfect for your night in, hopper's room adjacent to your own whilst your parents' is about 20 feet at the other end of the hallway. your door is left open but a crack, allowing the cheap air conditioning to filter properly throughout its room while you lay sprawled out on the bed, limbs dewy with perspiration.
hopper's heavy footsteps force angry creaks out of the old floorboards when he steps into your bedroom, hands already easing the door shut behind him with a quiet click. he runs a hand over the scruff of his jaw, stepping as quietly as he can around the perimeter of the bed frame, to clasp his free hand over the bulge of your calf.
he squeezes softly at the flesh before inching higher, calloused fingertips leaving a juxtaposed delicate whisper in their wake. he pushes away the shimmery satin to reveal your pussy, lips glistening with aroused slick, and his cock hardens behind his decades-old joggers.
with a weak groan, he's easing up onto the creaky mattress, hands delving under the waistband of the thick fabric and easing his swollen cock from its confines. "atta girl," he whispers to himself, his tense exhilaration allowing him to forgo the embarrassment of it all. "just like that, sweetheart,"
it should feel wrong, the way he nearly cums without a second thought, balls tightening willfully at the way your cunt is so warm around him, squeezing so delicately at the puffy cock that kisses at your cervix.
he should feel even worse when he pulls out, shaft drenched in your shared spend, watching as beads of his cum bead and then seep out from your weepy hole. he tucks himself back into his pants, draping himself over your body to mesh a searing kiss against your temple before draping your sheets back over your body.
the following morning, he's the last to clunk down the steps, faded t-shirt ripped at his collarbone as he scratches there in his descent, mouth quirking up into a small smile when he sees your parents, and then you. "g'morning," his voice is incredibly gruff with fatigue when he accepts the coffee being handed over from your mother, walking behind you to find his seat in front of the window, free hand scratching softly at the top of your head.
your thighs press firmer together, attempting to keep each last drop of his semen inside until you're forced to shower and eradicate the evidence of last night's debacles. hopper glances of your shoulder to assure your parents are distracted before he flashes a wink, squeezing at your hand that rests beside your fork. "good job, sweetheart," he whispers before hiding his smile behind the rim of his mug. "you were real good."
Stepdad!hopper is so mean :( but so protective and always punishes you for your short skirts :(((
toxic!stepdad!hopper yells at you until you cry because you're goin out with a boy and he thinks that your skirt is too short :((
when you slam the door he yells louder as you cower into your bed, holding your stuffy close to your chest as you sniffle and whine; warm tears falling from your eyes </33 once he's calmed down he comes in to your room and pets your head gently, telling you how sorry he is and that he'll never yell at you again (which you both know is not true) :( his mustache tickles your skin as he plants warm kisses from your shoulder and up to your face, wiping away excess tears from your cheeks <33
at the same time he's cooing small, "just don't want you to get hurt, kid. y'know how much i love you..can't have some fuckin' immature boy groping you. you know i just want what's best for you, right, sweetheart?" </333 you always come back around and cuddle in his soft chest and belly-- his arms wrapped around you as he kisses your lips softly, calming you :(
