Iâm sorry but all these plot holes in Stranger Things 5 were insane. They said the finale would answer all the questions but not only did it barely answer anything, it just created dozens more
Also RIP to all those pregnant women in the lab who were literally blown up
The concept of Will finally gaining a stable father figure through Hopper, but forever feeling like he's taking Jane's place.
The concept of Hopper having to learn how to be a father to two sons after having two daughters.
The concept of Will telling his college friends that he's a twin, and showing them pictures of Jane, forever frozen at 16, and them telling him they see the resemblance.
The concept of Jonathan getting Will back, but still mourning a younger sibling in the end.
The concept of the Hopper-Byers family never getting to live all together under one roof.
The concept of Willâs college friends joking about how everyone in Willâs family has a name starting with J except for him, and him having to resist saying that his sister also had another name that sounded similar to his own.
The concept of Hopper seeing Will huddled asleep in Jane's old room one night and just seeing Jane for a second.
The concept of Jonathan making a film about overcoming abuse and dedicating it to Jane.
Just the concept of the Hopper-Byers family post Jane's death.
Pairing: Eddie Munson x Hopper!reader Word Count: 4.7k
Description: Thereâs two clear rules in your house. No boys while dad isnât home and ALWAYS keep the door open three inches. Tonight Hopperâs out late and you decide to break both, until heâs banging at your door as Eddie trips over his own clothes trying to get out alive.
Tags/Warnings: smut, fem!hopper reader (adopted), secret established relationship, both adults, eddie being absolutely whipped, hot make out, having to be quiet, piv sex, hickeys, getting caught doing it, eddie running for his life with the help of El, talks about consent, weed and suggestive comments.
Note: I recently watched ST3 and seeing Hopper get so riled up with Mike made me think heâd absolutely lose it if his daughter dated someone like Eddie!! Enjoy this fun sexy piece, and happy Joseph day to those who celebrate đ«¶đŒ
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Dadâs not home yet.Â
Still, youâre trying to be quiet. God knows you really are, for the sake of your half sister in the bedroom next doorâŠbut the boy on top of you makes it a very hard task.Â
âBaby youâre all that I want, when youâre lying here in my arms
Iâm finding it hard to believeâŠweâre in heavenâŠâ
The melody coming from your stereo muffles the sounds coming from your lips, every time Eddie leans in to kiss you again and again and again. His legs press the mattress between your parted thighs, tattooed arms caging you in as he hovers over you. Your clothes are still on, but with the way his knee keeps brushing against your shorts in that particular spot, itâs not gonna be for long.Â
âIsn't too hard to seeâŠwe're in HeavenâŠâ
With Eddie all over you, youâre indeed in heaven.Â
You giggle against his mouth when he bumps his nose into yours for like the hundredth time. Youâre not sure how long itâs been since he climbed up your window, only that your lips are swollen already. He kisses you again anyway. Then your cheek, then the other cheek, then your jaw and then lower.Â
His lips trail down your neck in wet, lazy kisses. His hand slides beneath your shirt to pinch your waist playfully, cold rings making you gasp.Â
âEddie...â you whisper, melting under his weight.Â
He smiles without looking up. God, you can feel his teeth dragging slowly over your skin, before he finds the perfect spot and starts sucking like the little devil he is.Â
Your fingers run through his curls, torn between scolding him and letting him mark you all over. Thankfully, your survival instinct kicks in, and you tug his head slightly back.Â
âNo hickeys this time, Munson,â you warn, but your breath gives away how much you were enjoying it.Â
How much you actually want it. Damn it.Â
Eddie notices, of course he does, his lips release your sensitive skin only to look at you, grinning. âMmmâŠI donât know. Canât promise anything, sweetheart.â
âEddieââ
âShhh, pretty girl,â he hushes you, diving into your collarbone again. âIâm trying to savor this moment before your dad throws me in federal prisonâŠâ
You giggle against his hair. âHe will if he sees your teeth on my neck, Eds.âÂ
âItâs that so?â He teases, more focused on choosing his next spot to attack.Â
The way his lips wrap around your skin feels so good you forget how to keep protesting. Your fingers twist in his curls, your back arching up into him and the way his mouth claims you.Â
You just pray your father stays away wherever he is for longer. The only reason why youâre doing it here instead of Eddieâs trailer like usual, is because Wayne had the night off today and wanted to have one of his buddies over for beers.Â
To be fair you didnât plan to hide your relationship from Hopper at the start. But heâs always been a little psycho when it comes to âboysâ around you. Now, with an even younger daughter itâs worse. He hates Mike for even breathing close to El. Not to mention he also has access to one too many guns, and with the way the town already sees Eddie, itâs justâŠbetter this way. Better to stifle your uneven breathing as your boyfriend takes you to heaven right in your bed.Â
âJustâjust keep it where my dad canât see them, baby,â you pant, breathing becoming a hard task at this point.Â
He lifts his head with a dramatic gasp, that shit eating grin forming on his face again with a mischievous glint in those huge brown eyes.Â
âI knew you were a freak just like me,â he says proudly, shaking his head. âFreaks in love, what a beautiful thing,â he sighs dreamily, making you snort so hard you have to cover your mouth.Â
âOh my God Eddie, shut up!â You slap his shoulder weakly, making him snort back, drowning the sound in the crook of your neck.Â
âMmm yeah, I can put my mouth to better useâŠâÂ
The next sound that comes out of your mouth is involuntary. But itâs not your fault when Eddie knows exactly what to do to drag sweet moans out of you.
âYouâre gonnaâŠyouâre gonna get me killedâfuck,â you moan again when Eddie sucks harder to leave his desired mark on your shoulder. His head shoots up with a devious smile at your barely contained sounds.Â
âWould you keep it quiet, sweetheart? you donât wanna alert the little witchâŠâ he chuckles, shifting his weight above you a little too fast, the movement making the headboard tap against the wall.
You both freeze.Â
âFuck,â Eddie curses with wide eyes. âYou think she heard that?âÂ
You lift on your elbows and tilt your head to listen for any shuffle outside the door, but all you can hear is the soft music still playing in your room. You shrug when you look back at Eddie.
âI don't think so.â
Eddie exhales, before amusement takes over again. âDo you think she even knows what it means?âÂ
âShe hangs out with Max all the time, Eddie. Yes, I think sheâd know what it means,â you deadpan.Â
The statement makes him blink at you in surprise a few times, but itâs not long before both of you burst into âquietâ laughter. You place a hand over Eddieâs mouth, his head shaking against your palm from how he tries to hold it in.Â
âStopâstop it!â you whisper-shout, barely keeping your own laughter in. âSheâs gonna know youâre here!â
âToo late.â
The little deadpan voice coming from the other side of the door makes you both go still. Your heads whip toward the locked door.
âI know heâs in there. And I know what youâre doing,â she continues.Â
You close your eyes with a grimace, sighing in frustration. âEl, you do not know what weâre doing.â
The girl doesnât even hesitate. âYes I do. Max told me when you sound like that itâs because youâre having sââ
âDonât finish that sentence!â You scramble, attempting to sit up and almost bumping Eddie in the process, since heâs too busy caught between amusement and fear to even move.Â
âIâm telling him,â she says.Â
âNO!â You and Eddie yell in unison, both scrambling to get off of each other, knocking over your little bedside lamp in the process.Â
âShit!âÂ
âSheâs bluffing, right? Please tell me sheâs bluffing? We werenât even doing anythingâŠyetâ Eddie whispers, pacing next to your bed.Â
âI donât know!â you hiss, fixing your shirt and your hair before racing to the door. âSheâs weird now, she has an attitude and all. For all I know she could do exactly as she says.â
âGreat. Perfect. This is exactly how I thought my night was gonna end. Not inside youâoh no. Blackmailed by a fourteen year old and then shot by your father. Tell Wayne I love himââ
âShut up!!â You snort, gesturing with a finger to your lips. âEl, please,â you beg, cracking the door open just enough to see her unimpressed little face. âPlease donât tell dad.â
She crosses her arms, narrowing her eyes. She moves her head past you to see Eddie standing by your window, waving awkwardly at her. She remembers seeing you and him sucking each other's faces off a few days ago before you shut the door on her face.Â
âEl?â You ask, moving your body to block her gaze on Eddie.Â
She seems to think about it for a moment, but you werenât born yesterday, you know the look on her face and you know exactly why sheâs there.Â
âOkay. But cover for me and Mike next time.âÂ
There it is. You stare at her in silence, then you whip around to Eddie, curls wild, pupils blown and holding in his laughter. âIs this kid fucking serious?â
Eddie just raises his eyebrows in amusement. âLike sister likeâŠhalf-sister?â He chuckles. âBeing a freak runs in the family, I see.âÂ
You flip him off before you turn back to her.Â
âFine. Deal. I better not get grounded or I swear youâre going down with me,â you say. El just nods and turns to walk away. âAnd put some music on! You donât wanna hearâŠ.anything.â
âThe happy screaming?â She asks, right before scrambling to her room with a giggle when your eyes go wide.Â
Her door shuts, and seconds later Madonna starts blasting from her stereo at full volume.Â
âJesus Christ, this girl,â you mutter, shaking your head before shutting your door.Â
Click.Â
You turn back to Eddieâand you both lose it. He throws himself dramatically on the bed, laughing into your pillows. Youâre laughing too as you crawl on top of him, placing your hands on his chest with a grin.Â
âNow, where were we?â You tease, leaning down to kiss him again.Â
But he flips you over, making you giggle against his neck, and the music is just loud enough to cover the squeaking of the bed, the shushing and the soft little gasps when clothes begin to fall off.Â
You donât hear the car pulling in the driveway. You donât hear the front door open or the heavy footsteps following.Â
All you hear is Eddie, breathing hard on your ear, muttering curses and things like âYouâre so fucking tight, babyâshit,â with every sweet drag of his cock across your slick walls. Your fingers dip into his bare shoulders, and your head tilts back against the pillow with barely contained moans as he hits every spot he has to hit.Â
âEdâŠEddieâŠâ you choke out, completely drunk on the way his balls slap your ass every time he bottoms out. âR-right thereâŠpleaseâ
âRight there sweetheart?â He coos with a chuckle, dragging out only to slam back again in a hard thrust, hitting that spot again. âHow does that feel, huh?âÂ
You gasp, back arching, eyes rolling back. âSâso bigâŠso good EdsâŠshitâŠâ
âShh, shh, youâre okay angelâfuck youâre perfect,â he whispers, leaning back to hook his arm under your legs to lift your ass, then placing a pillow right under your pelvis. He snaps his hips harder, deeper, trying to make you cum because he knows damn well he wonât last much longer with the way your pussy clenches around him.Â
The change of angle makes a loud moan escape your lips, making Eddie bring his ringed hand over your mouth with a grin.Â
God, how he loves the way you come undone under him.Â
If it was up to him, heâd let you be as loud as you want. Lord knows when he fucks you hard in his trailer the whole park knows when you come. On the other hand, nothing compares to drilling you into your own mattress. Seeing the way you shake trying to muffle your moans while he makes love to you in secret. Â
The sheer thrill of it.Â
And as if it wasnât enough, with one hand still covering your mouth, Eddie brings the other to play with your swollen clit. The overwhelming feeling is enough to make you cry out under his palm, feeling that pressure on your belly building quicker and quicker. Heâs too focused on the way your juices start to drip down your cute bedsheets under him, that he doesnât hear anything happening outside that room either.Â
Jim Hopper enters his household with slumped shoulders and dragged footsteps after a tiring day. But he doesnât have much time to feel miserable about how shitty work was, when he realizes none of his girls are on sight.Â
Which always means trouble.Â
His eyes land on Elâs door first. Loud music blasts behind it, the same way it does when Mike is sucking her face off and doing god knows what with his hands. He stomps over there with no hesitation, slamming the door open.Â
âHow many times have I told youââ
He stops dead in his tracks when he finds El alone, laying on the floor as she flips through a comic, music still at full volume coming from her stereo.Â
âIâhey kid,â he says softer, clearing his throat when he realizes thereâs no male threat in that room. âWhyâs the music so loud?âÂ
âNew mixtape. She said I could play it as loud as I wanted.âÂ
âShe?â
âSister,â she smiles.Â
That weird little smile makes him narrow his eyes, âWhat did your sister do?â He asks, because he wasnât born yesterday either. He already raised a teenager.Â
âN-nothing!â She says, maybe a little too quickly.Â
Thatâs when he hears a bump on the wall coming from your room.
âI swear to godââ he rolls his eyes with an exhausted sigh, already walking to your door, ignoring the way El trails behind him with wide eyes.Â
âWaitââ she scrambles trying to stall him, but heâs already pressing his ear to your door.Â
And Jesus Christ, he did not need to hear any of that. His daughterâs panting and some dudeâs groans muffled by music. His hand flies to the doorknob, rattling it violently.Â
âYoung lady, you better open this goddamn door right now!!â
The booming voice makes you both stop.Â
âShit!â you yelp, somehow pushing Eddie off, grabbing whatever you can find from the floor to get dressed.Â
âWhoâs in there???â Hopper keeps rattling the doorknob with one hand, the other banging the door loudly. âEl, open this door!â
âNo!âÂ
Eddieâs panicking. Heâs hopping around, shoving his dickâcondom and allâinto his jeans, looking around for his shirt and trying to put on his shoes at the same time.Â
âHeâs gonna kill me,â he hisses. All that confidence he had fucking you into next week now reduced to sheer human fear. âHeâs actually gonna murder me. Iâm gonna die too young.â
You ignore his dramatic monologue.Â
âDid you park far?â you whisper, tripping over your bra as you try to hide it under the bed. âEddie, he can't see your vanââ
âYes yes I didâbut Iâm not worried about that! Iâm worried about getting shot in the dick!â
BANG BANG BANG.
âOpen right now or I swear to god Iâll break it down!!âÂ
âComing!â You yell back.Â
âNot yet,â Eddie snorts, he fucking snorts like heâs not about to be executed by the townâs sheriff.Â
You turn to him, mouth open in disbelief. He realizes his mistake when you stomp toward him and dig a finger into his bare chest.Â
âDo you appreciate your life?â You ask, he just nods frantically. âThen you need to get out of here, dumbass, now!!âÂ
You shove him toward the windowsill, he clumsily puts one leg over the frame, when you spot his shirt on the floor. You quickly pick it up and hand it to him.Â
âWhat if I want you to keep it? As a token of our love.â
If your dad doesnât kill him right now youâre the one whoâs going to do it.Â
âEddieâGET OUT NOW!â
âOkay, okay, fleeing the sceneââ
But just as heâs about to swing his other leg over the frame, the door slams over with a harsh thud as Hopper almost breaks it off its hinges.Â
âMUNSON?âÂ
He freezes. You freeze. Eddie freezes.
Hopperâs eyes go from Eddie mid escape, still clutching his shirt over his tattooed chest, to the pillow youâve put between the bed frame and the wall, to your messy hair and the very fresh hickey stamped on your shoulder.Â
ââŠHi, dad,â you say breathlessly, smiling awkwardly.Â
âHeyyyy, Mr. HopperâI mean Sir uhâŠIwasjustleaving!âÂ
Eddie tries to jump outside the window, but it only takes your fuming dad a few strides to storm across the room and grab him by the ear before he can.Â
âOw ow owââ Eddie yelps loudly, feet tripping over each other as he gets dragged out of your room.
âDad!!â you shout, trailing after them. âStop it! youâre gonna rip it offââ
âThatâs not the only thing Iâm ripping off!â He snaps, turning to El. âAnd you, turn off that music right now!âÂ
El, for once does as sheâs told, the only sounds left in the house are everyoneâs heavy breathing and Eddieâs little whines. She watches from her doorway with wide eyes, horrified as her dad hauls your shirtless boyfriend into the living room and finally releases him with a shove. Eddie stumbles back, holding his ear with one hand, the other still clutching his shirt for dear life.Â
Hopper turns to you, âEddie Munson? Seriously?âÂ
You try to look apologetic. It comes out more like a nervous laugh because youâre embarrassed as hell and donât know how else to react.Â
âOh, so you think this is funny?â
âDad, Iââ
âNo, don't âDadâ me!â he starts pacing, dragging his hand down his face because it physically pains him to be alive in this moment. âI decided to take in two girls. Two. Iâve set clear rules in this house. And now oneâs blowing out her eardrums to cover for the other while she sneaks in boys to hookup with while Iâm gone.â
Heat travels to your face. But itâs not from embarrassment anymore. Itâs anger. Anger that simmers quietly.Â
âI just wanna say,â Eddie chimes in nervously, holding his hands up as if heâs surrendering to an arrest, âthis wasnât just a hookup thing, Sir. I care about her. A lot actually, I only mean well.â
Hopper laughs bitterly, crossing his arms and nodding condescendingly like itâs the funniest thing heâs heard.Â
âWell? You only mean well, rightâand what exactly is âwellâ about sneaking into my house, locking yourself in my daughterâs room, and doing that??â he closes the distance between you, gesturing at the hickey.Â
âOkay, fair, butââÂ
âWere you even using protection?â
âDad!!â you groan, moving in front of Eddie. âWeâre being safe! And Iâm not sneaking in boys plural. Itâs just Eddie. Myâmy boyfriend.â
âOh yeah? Boyfriend? Well youâre grounded.âÂ
You gasp. âWhat? Thatâs so unfair!âÂ
âYouâre grounded until you introduce him like a proper lady, not while heâs still trying to shimmy into his jeans behind a locked door!â
You glare at him with your arms crossed. Your hairâs still a mess, the hickey is still very much hickeying, and he looks like heâs not backing down no matter if you start stomping your feet on the ground like a child.Â
He brushes past you and turns his attention to Eddie, grabbing him by the collar until his untied sneakers lift off the ground.Â
âSâSir?â Eddie yelps.Â
âYou mark her again like that and youâre dead. Understood?â
Eddie nods frantically. âUnderstood, Sâsirâabsolutely!! Message received!! I love life. Biiig fan of living, actually. Iâll, uhâshow myself out?â Eddie blurts out, hands flailing around him in an attempt to stabilize himself in the vulnerable position, but Hopper doesnât put him back down.Â
âIâm not done with you yet, Munson.â
You groan again, covering your face with your hands. âGodâI hate you.â
Before he can say youâre grounded for life, something falls in the kitchen. The noise makes him spin around, giving you just enough time to snap your head up and lock eyes with Eddie.Â
You mouth RUN.
And oh boy, he bolts. He slips himself from your dadâs embrace and sprints like hell out the front door, wild curls bouncing in the wind, laughing like a madman who just escaped the guillotine.Â
âTILL OUR PATHS CROSS AGAIN, MY LOVE!!â he yells at the top of his lungs, skipping the steps of the front porch.Â
Hopper whirls around. âSon of a bitchâCOME BACK HERE!â
He storms after him, but the couch has already been moved a few inches so he trips, nearly eating the floor. Itâs not a surprise when you both turn around and see the blood coming out of Elâs nose.Â
âDamn it, El!â
You smile, running to the open door, just in time to see Eddie leap over the perimeter set for Elevenâs safety, almost losing a shoe, and keep running for his life.Â
You canât help it. You stifle a laugh with the palm of your hand.Â
Behind you, Hopperâs face is red, looking at both of you in disbelief. He walks over to you, slamming the front door shut.Â
âYouâre both grounded forever.â Before you can whine, heâs already spitting more words. âWhen I said you two needed to be more like sisters, I didnât mean this!â
âYeah, and what exactly did you mean?â You spit back.Â
âI donât know, bonding, talkingâpainting your nails and going to the mall! Not conspiring to deceive me while your boyfriend sucks your neck like a lunatic!â
âOh my god, Dad! Would you stop bringing it up?â You roll your eyes in annoyance. âEl go to your room,â you say.Â
She doesnât need to hear more of this.Â
He huffs, muttering to himself as Eleven locks herself in her room. âNow thisâthis is what I get. This is what I get for trying to raise women. Lying little degenerates, the both of you. Shouldâve left you where I found youâŠâ
This time you huff, walking past him to go back to your room. âMaybe then we could have boyfriends in peace,â you sneer, before slamming your door shut.Â
He curses, and bangs on your door one more time, âYouâre still grounded! And you better take a shower, I can smell the weed from here!â
You sigh. Sat on the edge of your bed wrapped in only a towel over damp skin, still thinking about the way you were wrapped in Eddie just an hour ago.Â
Your eyes land on his forgotten jacket, crumpled on the corner of your room. You smile, walking over to it to pick it up and bring it close to you to take in the scent.Â
Leather, the cologne you gave him for his birthday andâŠweed? Who knows. It smells like him. Your safe place. You bury your face in it like a total sap, but the click of your doorâs lock coming off startles you.Â
âJesus, El!â you yelp, spinning around with the jacket clutched to your chest. âJust because you can open doors with your mind doesnât mean you should!â
She stands there, with a cute little expression that makes you forget about being mad at her.
You sigh. âSorry. Didnât mean to snap, come here.âÂ
You sit down on the edge of your bed again and pat the spot beside you. She sits next to you quietly, tucking her legs under herself.Â
âListen uhâIâm sorry you had to hear all that. Me and Dad. And Iâm sorry you got grounded for helping meâŠIâm sure heâll forget about it in a few days.â
She shrugs, knowing that won't exactly stop her from seeing Mike either way.Â
âHeâŠdoesnât like boys.â
You both snort at the same time.
âThatâs true. I think heâs convinced we should just join a convent,â you chuckle.Â
El tilts her head in confusion, ready to ask what a convent is but something else catches her attention. Her eyes land on the mark on your shoulder.
âDid Eddie do that to hurt you?â
The question knocks the air out of your chest.Â
âWhat? No! No, no, noâGod, no,â you blurt out, fiddling nervously with the jacket on your lap. âThat wasâŠum, that was consensual.â
âConsensual?â
âYeahâŠit means both people want something to happen. Like, really want it. It has to come from both sides. Always.â
She processes the information quietly, and you know a million more questions are rattling inside her head. You take a deep breath. She eventually needs to learn about this anyway.Â
âLook, if you ever donât like something, if something makes you feel uncomfortable, or weird, or confused, you say no. And when you say no, thatâs it. It stops. Doesnât matter who it is. Doesnât matter what they want. I need you to understand that.âÂ
She nods, still a bit hesitant.Â
âIâm sure Max has already told you way more than I ever could.â You laugh, shaking your head. That gets the ghost of a smile out of her as she keeps listening. âBut justâŠremember this, okay? Whatever you do, whenever you do it, make sure it comes from love. From feeling safe. From being comfortable with each other. Not because someone told you to, or because youâre scared, or confused. Only when it feels right.â
She nods, still taking it all in. Then, in barely a whisper, she asks, âDoesâŠEddie make you feel safe?â
You smile. Itâs inevitable. Just the mention of his name makes your heart flutter with that overwhelming feeling of knowing youâve made him home.Â
âYeah, yeah he does,â you breathe.Â
She smiles back, leaning her head on your arm.Â
You wait until itâs late, with El back in her room and Hopper too busy snoring loudly behind the curtain of his room, before you tiptoe to the living room. You glance around to confirm youâre alone, before reaching for the phone on the wall and dialing Eddieâs trailer number like youâve done millions of times before.Â
You stretch the cord until youâre in your room again, shutting the door slowly before sinking down against it with the receiver pressed to your ear. It rings a few times, when you finally hear his voice on the other side of the line.Â
âMunson Residence, who am I speaking with?â He says in an over exaggerated posh tone, knowing damn well youâre the only one who calls at this hour.Â
âHi, Ed,â you chuckle.Â
He gasps dramatically. âSweetheart? Love of my life? You survived??âÂ
You roll your eyes, smiling despite yourself. âBarely. I got a lot of shit forâŠtoday,â you sigh, twisting the cord between your fingers.Â
âMâsorry baby, didnât mean to get you in trouble.â
âItâs alright,â you say quickly. âApparently Iâm grounded for life. Heâs justâhe got really pissed. Like âboarding up my windowsâ pissed. Iâm afraid he might actually do it this time...â
Eddie whistles low. âWow. Love that for us.âÂ
âYup. AndâŠI also had to give El the talkâor something like the talk.â
âNoââ He gasps, âyou gave the talk? To El?? Oh my god. Did she ask about the hickey?âÂ
âShe thought you were hurting me,â you snort, shaking your head even if he canât see you.Â
âJesus Christ,â he laughs into the phone, loudly. âDid you tell her itâs because Iâm hopelessly in love with you?âÂ
âEddieâŠâ you have to cover your mouth to stifle your own laughter, as your cheeks go hot from his words. âThatâs not exactly what I told her.âÂ
âSo what was it? The bees and the birds? Safe sex? Consent? Oooh you gotta tell her about that, sweetheart. I know sheâs young and all but thereâs a lot of jerks out there and she shouldââ
âI told her you make me feel safe, Eds,â you cut him off, the line going quiet as he processes the words. A small, nervous laugh escapes your lips before you continue. âI told her consent is all about really wanting something to happen. And it should come from love, fromâŠfeeling safe. Like it does with you.âÂ
The next sound you hear on the line can only be described as a thump. No words, just a soft thump onâŠdrywall?Â
ââŠEddie?âÂ
âSorry sweetheartâhad to bang my head on the wall to make sure I wasnât dreaming,â he says, and God you can feel his stupid smile through the phone. âYour dad didnât get me today but you sure almost killed me with that.âÂ
You blink a few times before giggling into the phone. âYouâre such a goddamn dork, oh my god!â
âYeah, well. You still love me though, right?âÂ
âUnfortunately,â you tease.Â
He laughs. âGood. Then weâll just be fine.âÂ
âYeah, assuming we do get to see each other again,â you sigh.Â
âOhh, talking about that,â his voice gets lower, heâs probably got a hand around the transmitter as he whispers into the phone. âWayneâs taking a double shift tomorrow. Heâll be gone the whole day.â
ââŠOkay?â You say slowly, but youâre already pressing your legs together from anticipation.Â
âTrailer will be all ours, sweetheart,â he drawls. âAll day and aaall night. And I can get you home before your daddy even wakes up...âÂ
You bite your lip. âEddie Munson, are you telling me you want me to sneak off my house to spend the night at yours?â
He hums nonchalantly. âUhum. Even got your favorite ice cream in the fridge and some whipped cream. If you get lucky Iâll let you lick the whipped cream off my dââ
âJesus Eddie!â You cover your mouth to stifle another fit of laughter.Â
God, you never got bored with this man.Â
âYouâre insatiable. Did you know that?â You pretend to scold, but your cheeks hurt from smiling so much.Â
âOh I know, angel. But so are you. A freak just like me, remember? Thatâs why tomorrow youâre gonna climb out that window like a good girl and let me fuck you on my bed. You know you can be as loooud as you want here.âÂ
You curse internally. But fuck yes you are letting him do just that. And hell yeah, you will be as loud as you want.Â
âYou better have enough whipped cream, Eddie.â
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summary: 500. robin realizes the mistake she made after she did it.
cw: blurb, steve harrington has a big dick, hopper!reader, s5 volume 2 spoilers, established relationship, english is not my first language.
authorâs note: here is a blurb of a scene that had me blushing lol @delarivasstuff itâs very much probable that iâll make something of off this later :)
The room was already too quiet.
Not the comfortable kind â the kind that came after near-death experiences, bad coffee, and too many hours spent pretending everything was normal again.
Everyone was scattered around the WSQK basement: Steve slouched on the couch, Robin pacing with nervous energy, Hopper hovering near the counter like he didnât trust furniture anymore.
And you âvery stupidlyâ were sitting next to Steve.
His arm was around your shoulders, thumb tracing absentminded circles against your sleeve.
It was grounding. Familiar. Safe.
Until Robin Buckley opened her mouth.
âSteve hears that all the time and goes in anywayâ she said suddenly, hands gesturing wildly as usual, âDonât you?â
Steve groaned.
âWhat the hell is wrong with you?â
She grinned.
Oh no. That grin meant destruction.
âIâm just saying,â she continued, turning to you two to emphasize, âI hear you both very frequentlyâ
Silence.
Absolute. Deafening. End-of-the-world silence.
Your brain short-circuited.
Steve froze like someone had unplugged him. His ears went red first. Then his neck. Then his whole face, like embarrassment was spreading in real time.
Hopper blinked once.
Twice.
Then slowly turned his head toward you.
ââŠI donât like this conversation,â he said flatly.
You felt your soul leave your body.
Dustin, sitting cross-legged, looked between Robin and Steve with pure, horrified curiosity. âIs that, like⊠something people just say now?â
Robin clapped her hands together. âWow, okay, wow. I forgot there were parental figures present.â
Steve finally found his voice.
âWhy would you say that?â he demanded, mortified. âWhy would you say that in front of them?â
You covered your face with your hands, laughing despite yourself.
âIâm literally related to Hopper,â you mumbled through your fingers. âThis is my worst nightmare.â
Hopper pointed at Steve without looking at him. âYou. Harrington. I donât want to know anything about you and my niece.â
Steve squeaked. âTrust me, sir, I donât want you to know either.â
Dustin, still confused, squinted at Steve.
ââŠSo is Robin right orââ
âDUSTIN!â three voices yelled at once.
Robin finally seemed to realize the chaos sheâd caused. She winced. âOkay, in my defense, I forgot Steve had a girlfriend and authority figures.â
Steve dropped his face into his hands.
âI hate you,â he muttered.
You leaned into his side, whispering, âFor what itâs worth⊠impressive confidence, Buckley.â
He shot you a betrayed look.
âYou are not helping.â
Hopper cleared his throat loudly.
âAlright. New rule. Nobody talks about Steveâsââ he gestured vaguely, ââanything. Ever again.â
Robin raised her hands in surrender.
âFair. Fair. Trauma bonding gone wrong.â
Steve exhaled, still bright red, and squeezed your shoulder gently.
âPlease,â he murmured, ânever let me forget this.â
You smiled up at him, eyes warm, teasing but affectionate. âOh, I absolutely will.â
And across the room, Robin Buckley grinned â proud, unapologetic, and fully aware sheâd just created a memory Steve Harrington would never emotionally recover from.