PFFT, Dark Beloved meeting Abridged!Belos:
A!Belos: ... So let me get this straight, you were hanged after I left, were reborn several times only to be killed around the same age by something pertaining to your neck, then were reborn THIS time and became a necromancer because you realized I left you on purpose?
You: *eye twitching at him with a growl and a death glare*
A!Belos: *dodges a blast of dark magic then turns to Luz, grinning ear-to-ear* LUZURA! I HAVE A GOTH SPOUSE!
Luz: YOU SOUND WAAAY TOO HAPPY ABOUT THAT! THEY'RE TRYING TO KILL YOU!
A!Belos: They're just moody! Besides, you have a goth girlfriend, you should know hot having a goth partner is!
Luz: *covering her ears and looking traumatized then looks at you* If you miss him, hit me so I don't have to listen to this!











