ARBOGA - Mörk Lager. 5.7% alcohol Mörk means "dark" and lager means, uh, lager. So I guess I am going into this one with certain expectations. I think it'll be like an Amber Bock or a Negro Modelo? I don't know. I hiked through the woods for three fucking hours today and I am sunburnt, sore and fucking cranky. I should really learn whatever the closest Swedish word for "cranky" is, because "arg" (angry) does not even come fucking close to describing my mood. Let's do this shit. Alriiiiight! ARBOGA Mörk Lager is tasty as hell. This is the sort of friendly, toast-like, not-too-bitter beer you might find on tap at any pub in America. (Not to say that's my gold standard, but shut the fuck up, I'm homesick.) It tastes a lot like dark rye, minus the caraway. It's made with barley, and even though the label says DET GYLLENE ÖLET, it is not gold; it is almost as dark as a stout. It's really nicely carbonated and doesn't taste super like alcohol, even though it's the second strongest one I picked up. It's got kind of a shitty score on beeradvocate but, like, sincerely fuck them? I'd drink this with dinner, out with friends, or during an intense creative session; it's like a multitool. A+