I absolutely love this song from the Foundations. The best way to convey how this crack ship's divorce went.
These are their humanized versions, cause why not.
Heron is Vietnamese and Filipino mixed lady. A retired actress who now owns a record shop.
Also, Annabelle is here. She is Blasian, specifically Korean and African American. Cause I headcanoned Spamton being South Korean. Just makes sense to me.












