#darkstalkers capcom

[gnatnectar]

to the other 2 darkstalkers fans that are out there:

we need to give more attention to the guys in this game. normally i would be all for the ladies but i am so fucking tired of seeing morrigan over and over and over. these guys deserve better

i mean fucking seriously. look at these beefcakes (and zabel)

[gnatnectar]

last time im posting about him for now, but here’s some 3ds art of anakaris and his big mummy boobies

[lainsss]

[glitter-bunny420]

darkstalkers characters as quotes from scatterpatter’s incorrect quotes generator

Anakaris: Fool me once, I’m gonna kill you. Bishamon: I’ve come to a point in my life where I need a stronger word than ‘fuck’. Demitri: I was born for politics. I have great hair and I love lying. Felicia: If you can’t beat them, dress better than them. Huitzil: With great power comes great need to take a nap. Wake me up later. Jon: People are always asking me if I'm a morning person or a night person. And I'm just like, 'Buddy! I'm barely even a PERSON!'. Lord Raptor: All these ghosts! All these ghosts! And I still can’t find a boo! Morrigan: You seem familiar, have I threatened you before? Pyron: BEHOLD, the field in which I grow my fucks! Lay thine eyes upon it, and thou shalt see that it is barren!

Rikuo: So apparently the 'bad vibes' I’ve been feeling are actually severe psychological distress. Sasquatch: You know how I roll. And I’m not talking about that time I fell into a pile of dung at the foot of a hill. Victor: Goodnight moon. Goodnight tree. Goodnight ghosts that only I can see. Anita: Schrödinger’s cat is overrated. If you wanna see something that’s both dead and alive you can talk to me any time of the day. Donovan: Physically, yes, I could fight a bird. But emotionally? Imagine the toll. Hsien-Ko: bitches b like “im baby” but have childhood trauma and neglect like wtf do u know about being baby u were forced to grow up from an early age anyways I’m bitches. B.B. Hood: I’m going to defeat you with the power of friendship! ... And this knife I found. Jedah: My life isn’t as glamorous as my wanted poster makes it look like. Lilith: Dear friends, your Christmas gift this year… is me. That’s right, another year of friendship. Your membership has been renewed. Q-Bee: I’d like to offer you moral support, but I have questionable morals.

[glitter-bunny420]

remembering how i watched the entire darkstalkers OVA instead of revising for my religious education assessment over the october half-term a couple years back