Jul 2, 2016
Imagine my annoyance as I waited for my friend to meet up with me at the fair only to find he ditched me for this panda. Little did I know the emotional roller coaster she would take Darren on. Her name is Petetricia. That's right, Pete-Tricia. Pete for short. Through the haze of a string of selfies, beautiful music, the aroma of Darren's stale beer breath they fell deeply in love. Alas this love was shorted lived. Mere days later Petetricia broke poor Darren's heart. She left him for a 3-month old.