The Ellens Are Awesome

Adventures of Ellen Choi and Ellen Wong aka WoCho as we continue to be the most efficient people on the planet.

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My phone camera is amazing but not as amazing as my

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My hair hasn’t been this long in so long. It’s weird. Don’t know how I feel about it but how I feel is, it’s dumb.

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That little dot in the sky is the #christmasstar

That crazy Kid is not smizing.

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Omg we are back after a 7 year hiatus. Let us know what you want to know about us. Cause we are the best.

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Put 'em up!

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Dodgers v. Orioles. Korea night... Koreans like to party!

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For the first time in forever...uh...I have to go.

-Avery Grace Patten age 2

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After almost a year we convinced someone to get face painting with us. Go chargers!

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This chargers fan is getting married today. Congrats Anthony! I hope your face is painted for the special occasion.

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Spite

Wong here and I am a very spiteful person. Just so full of spite especially when the lady monster comes to visit. She says let's kick it up to 11. So when I have friends who act like dicks you know what I do? Very spiteful things. It can range from deleting all of their emails. Deleting all of their contact information. Whatever I feel like. My new and favorite thing is changing their name in my phone. Say goodbye to Darren Kidd and hello to Dick Kidd. It's important to keep that last name so you know who's texts and calls to avoid. This may slightly backfire when you do need to contact them as it is more difficult to find their name. It's important to make sure they have a nickname that is as close to their birth name as possible.

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Don’t worry (our audience of one), it may seem like according to our past tumblr posts that an era ended and our Disneyland annual passes were over. Lies.

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This is for @hawtspot

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Pigs are so cute but they taste so good.

Adeline Wong age 3

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You're a wizard Harry

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Don't worry (our audience of one), it may seem like according to our past tumblr posts that an era ended and our Disneyland annual passes were over. Lies.

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Mama Choi told Choi to delete this photo but she didn't say she wouldn't send it to me first.

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Imagine my annoyance as I waited for my friend to meet up with me at the fair only to find he ditched me for this panda. Little did I know the emotional roller coaster she would take Darren on. Her name is Petetricia. That's right, Pete-Tricia. Pete for short. Through the haze of a string of selfies, beautiful music, the aroma of Darren's stale beer breath they fell deeply in love. Alas this love was shorted lived. Mere days later Petetricia broke poor Darren's heart. She left him for a 3-month old.

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Why aren't we rich?

Ellen Choi, June 30, 2016

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Lesson learned by Colin this weekend. Don't bet against The Ellen's. Our scores combined beat Darren's. Hahahaha.