Daddy.
I love you. I really do. And I'm glad you're leaving the RNC to be an Indie Conservative, but OH. MY. GOD. Do you never shut up. I just spent a solid half hour listening to you bitch about something that turned into a political word vomit. And that's all you've done lately, for the last YEAR, ever since grandma moved in. I thought it would stop when we buried her, but no. You're still talking.
PLEASE. SHUT UP. BEFORE I PUNCH YOU.

















