Now imagine this: you’re sittin around doin your own thing when out of the blue Marvel drops the newest Spider-Man trailer and you decide “what the hey, let’s watch it in public” because nothin could make you cry as much as Infinity War did, right?
Wrong. Seein my bae Peter all happy and healthy made me full on sob in the middle of Times Square. Like full on sobbin like a baby who ain’t gettin his way.
So what’s a girl to do? Fake a break up and pretend this Peter you’re crying over is him and not Peter Parker. Because that solves everything. Except some nice old lady is gonna ask to see pictures and you can’t just nope your way out of this one and you can’t use anybody she’ll know or you’ll be caught lying. So I used one of my exes from back home back there’s no way in hell she knows anybody from Georgia only to find out she lived down the street from your ex and knows his name ain’t Peter.
Long story short: some old lady thinks I’ve lost my marbles and I’m still confused as to how Far from Home is gonna work it’s way into the timeline, but at least my bae is alive?








