@chastityfrollo:
My answer to that would have to be something like “Robbie Hood is one of the nicest boys that you could’ve possibly named, so thank you! He’s very kind and makes me feel included and double-checks to make sure he doesn’t take the Lord’s name in vain, so I approve of him much more than most any other name, I think. However, since he has about a million and one friends, I’d expect him to spend time with them on that day instead of someone like me who honestly wouldn’t even know what that day’s really supposed to be about. Thank you though for making me smile by sending such a good person’s name my way!”
Hey, that’s a pretty good answer, I dig it. But you counted wrong, I had a million and one friends, now that I know you’ll let me include you, I have one million and two. And about half of them are going to be at Nadia Alvarez’s Valentine’s party, which is a good place for people who don’t want to spend a holiday alone but who aren’t in love with anybody yet. Or maybe some people there are in love, I don’t know their lives. If they are, they’re not with the person they love, though, and that’s even more reason to hang out with them and make sure they have a fun day, don’t you think? It’s basically charity work, which means you have to come, congrats!