#dash:gastonjr

[izzyslade]

@gastonthejr​:

And that’s why you’re the smartest girl in Auradon, no one else even thought of how much effort it took to find a rating system that worked! I’m ready for a reward at literally any time, any place, babe.

I’m sure the guys are at home crying about how none of them have bods as hot as yours, even though you deadass told them the areas they could fix, and the girls... well, I don’t really give a shit, although who would place in that Izzy lookalike contest you mentioned, out of curiosity? Does anyone out there almost have what it takes or is Auradon even shittier than we ever imagined?

[abigailtremaine]

PRIVATE | ABSTON

@gastonthejr:

Wasn’t implied enough if you ask me. And no, I’m not okay! It’s not exactly like I have friends that aren’t you either, Abigail, but you didn’t tell me that you were going to spend cool events trolling to find new people to hang out with. Would’ve been nice to get a warning so that maybe I could try the same thing or just end up staying home, but whatever. Hope you made a ton of new friends and that they’re better than me or whatever it is that you wanted.

Okay, cool. I’ll imply better next time. What do you want me to do, mail you an invitation to have sex with me whenever, wherever? Because damn, full naming me, that’s cold, Gaston. You didn’t ask! I figured you would be perfectly fine like, trying to hook up with someone in the woods or something. Again, not like I was hard to find if you were really looking, so clearly you weren’t. And I didn’t, for the record. The only one that was even kind of cool was Casper Locke, so you can chill out. You’re not getting replaced or something, dumbass.

[abigailtremaine]

PRIVATE → ABSTON

@gastonthejr: 

He kissed you? What the fuck, what an asshole. I’m so sorry, Abs. I don’t care if you already punched him when you found out he wasn’t me, I gotta go take a swing at him too. There’s no way he can walk around thinking what he did was okay. I’ll, uh, talk to you after. You don’t have to talk about it if it sucks, we can just sit there or watch a movie or eat wings till we puke, but there’s no way I’m leaving you alone. Just gotta take care of one little bitch first. On my way.

You’re cute. Remember what I said before about how I could take care of myself if anyone ever hurt me? I take it back, punch away. Any chance you could catch it on camera for me, too? The idea of you punching someone in my honor sounds kind of hot. If not, that’s cool -- you can tell me all about it and I can be sure to use my imagination to think of a way to reward you.

[abigailtremaine]

@gastonthejr:

Because it’s fun to kick someone’s ass, and you’d never deny me fun, right? Besides, I didn’t mean without you - it’s clearly a team-building activity, Abs.

Oh, of course, because I just do whatever you want all the time, right? Maybe I want to have some fun by myself for a change. I’m pretty sure I can handle a broken heart all on my own. You’ll probably be too busy with all the cute Auradon girls to even notice.

[abigailtremaine]

@gastonthejr:

Uh, because I didn’t know we were allowed to play the “if I was single” card, duh. Or else a loooot of my answers would be different. Not really, but that sucked to read. I kind of want to punch his teeth out now, tbh. And some other things.

Babe, haven’t we had this conversation before? You can play the ‘if I was single’ card if you want, no matter who you’d do when you were single, I still know I’m hotter than them. I’m sorry! Want me to fuck it all better? Because you know it turns me on when you do the punching people thing on my behalf. I’m imagining you doing it right now and I’m so into it.

[abigailtremaine]

@gastonthejr:

Wow, what’s with the shade? My pun game is always strong.

No shade. Must just be cloudy today.