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puckhergood:

I bet they do.  When are you free, superstar?

I have all of Sundays free and Monday mornings and early afternoons. are you missing my company terribly and really needing to see me?

[berry-on-bway]

Puckleberry Letter 1

Rachel Berry 101 South Fifth Street Camden, NJ 08103

February 27, 2009

Dear Soldier N. Puckerman

I wasn’t sure of how to start this exactly. I did know if I was talking to a private or lieutenant or what have you. I have Googled ranks just to be more informed. There is so much interesting information about the army out there, but I am sure you already know that. I am excellent at research so if you ever have anything you need me to researched I’m your girl. I suppose I should introduce myself. My name is Rachel Berry and I’m a Broadway actress. I have two gay days and kitten named Bryce Arnstein. Because of Fanny Bryce and Nick Arnsstein. Have you ever seen Funny Girl? I wonder if they allow us to send movies to the soldiers. I wonder if you have a place to play movies. I will look into that more when I get the opportunity.  Anyhow I love running and singing and animals in general. Performing is like breathing and though I spent most of my life being vegan I recently became a vegetarian. I hope that I haven’t completely bored you with this. The next letter will be much better I always say, practice makes near perfection. If you decide this letter is worth a reply feel free to tell me all about yourself. I am very interested and what brought you to where you are.

Until next time. Sincerely,

Rachel E. Berry

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puckersaurusrex:

@thepuckersaurus 🎶 what’s new pussy cat 🎶 Lmao. It kinda looks like the cat from Shrek. But gray. 

@captain_dorktron: Haha because they both are Scottish Fold cats. Sulu and I love her, but she is a little on the fence about him haha

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STAN! Aha, how's my almost favorite blonde doing? Still gorgeous and gay as fuck and hella nerdy?

What do you mean almost?… Are my roots showing?

Hiya Puck in gloves. Hows it hanging, home skillet? AND yes I am all of those things and I wear it all well

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phuckherman replied to your post:I’m getting this awful boob sweat that I get every...

That sounds really nasty.

The guy's way nastier. The last time he had a 10 minutes long staring contest with my twins, until even his secretary felt like it was becoming obvious that I was going to slap him in the face.

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nygiants-puck replied to your photoset:↳ INSTAGRAM: @Mrs—Puckerman uploaded a new photo ...

No pizza for dad huh?

Depends, is he going to a rooftop party tonight?

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thefirst-puckerman replied to your post: may i come through the back door?

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Don't even start, Puckerman.

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thefirst-puckerman replied to your photo: Going through old pictures.

You both have such big hair…

We can't all carry a dead squirrel.