@ziratohero:
#notallvillains steal, Reese! Villain ancestry doesn’t effect us or our behavior in any way, shape, or form, you know this. The only thing our parents have on us is that they can still make us shop for them - speaking of, any new flavors in the Skinny line? Mommy’s craving ice cream again badly but she keeps pouting about her weight.
You’ve never stolen anything? How? It’s like not even a villain thing, it’s a person thing. I bought myself tissues once and my mom stole them because she was crying over a movie, and never got me new ones. It’s not like it’s an evil thing, it’s just a thing thing. Haven’t you ever picked up somebody else’s pencil off the ground and kept it because you lost yours? Stealing! Or taken two helpings of dessert when you’re only supposed to have one each? Stealing. As for the skinny line, though, I’ve been begging mom to make a pomegranate one and she says she’s unveiling it for me for Valentine’s Day!