#dash: dave

[hqkurthum]

@karofskyhq

Okay but you weren't stronger than me if we're talking physical.

Was I talking physical? We all know that I'm not stronger than you physically.

[samevans-wmu]

Hey Sam. I think I finally have an answer for the talent I wish I had.

Oh heck yeah! What is it?!

[mercedesjonesx]

@dave-karofsky​:

A gum bouncer….damn, you interested in a part time job? But you’re right, I can’t have somebody at the door just watching for gum. But it has gone too far. That’s absolutely disgusting though, on the mic? Definitely worse than anywhere I’ve found discarded gum over here. Some people’s children, I tell ya.

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If there were more hours in the day to make it possible for me to take on a part time job, maybe. I don’t feel like there’s enough time for the job I have now, most days. Guess that’s just part of adulting, right? So many things you have to do, never enough time to do it all. Oh, yeah, it was definitely not the way I wanted to end my night, that’s for sure. But what can you do? Honestly I think if there was an actual gum ban, it’d just make people want it more and then we’d be finding it in even worse spots. Can you imagine? Because people put gum in weird enough places as is.

[corpse--diem]

@seizethecarpe

This shit’s the problem with the internet. People lose all shred of decency when there’s no accountability.

Couldn’t agree more. I know I’m good at what I do. Not going to let some coward with a keyboard and too much time on their hands bother me too much.

[ddkarof]

Why potatoes?

[xsubtana]

Because potatoes are delicious and I think you deserve a delicious boyfriend.

[ddkarof]

Three days until Christmas!

I'm really excited. I don't know about you.