@rayradcliffe:
Hypothetically, yes. But dog diseases donāt usually translate to human diseases in a lot of cases. I mean unless Lucky had like ringworm or leprosy or something which obviously he wouldnāt have either because Iām a good pet owner. Itās more likely that heād get fleas or mites and theyād annoy me too. Wow, yeah, letās list our faults and find something Hasbro did that lines up and sue for emotional distress. My sisterās Cabbage Patch doll that ate hair? Caused my obsessive insecurities about my appearance. I donāt remember it lighting up but it definitely talked and learned English and I attempted to learn Furbish. But it was more like, my mom put it in the microwave once because it wouldnāt stop talking when I was at school. And then later I came home with Nan and opened it to put Pizza Bagels inside. And thereās this furry blue Gremlin looking thing in there that just says, āI see you!ā really creepily. So I screamed, ruined my Pizza Bagels by throwing them in the air, and proceeded to have nightmares for the next two years. I donāt know, busy people like cuddly animals too. Well, I wouldnāt call them flakes. Theyāre doing the responsible thing and making sure their dogs get cared for when theyāre out of town, but I will sign up because I like dogs and I like money. I canāt see any problems with that idea.
Thank Triton. All the talk about rabies had me thinking dog-to-human diseases happen a lot easier than all that. Fleas sound gross though, cheers to never getting those. If youāre especially obsessive about your hair, I think you have a good case to take to court there! Iām trying, but itās hard to come up with flaws. Unless not liking glitter counts as a flaw? I got totally glitter-bombed by some My Little Pony doll, and I donāt hate glitter or anything, but Iād always rather do without it now. Putting something in the microwave because it wonāt shut up isnāt the usual route, but itās funnier than if she put it in the freezer or something, thatās fur sure. I wish I could laugh at that story but all I can think about are those poor pizza bagels. I dunno, I feel like if I had a dog Iād take it everywhere with me, but thatās easy to say when I donāt have one.
