@rayradcliffe:
Hypothetically, yes. But dog diseases don’t usually translate to human diseases in a lot of cases. I mean unless Lucky had like ringworm or leprosy or something which obviously he wouldn’t have either because I’m a good pet owner. It’s more likely that he’d get fleas or mites and they’d annoy me too. Wow, yeah, let’s list our faults and find something Hasbro did that lines up and sue for emotional distress. My sister’s Cabbage Patch doll that ate hair? Caused my obsessive insecurities about my appearance. I don’t remember it lighting up but it definitely talked and learned English and I attempted to learn Furbish. But it was more like, my mom put it in the microwave once because it wouldn’t stop talking when I was at school. And then later I came home with Nan and opened it to put Pizza Bagels inside. And there’s this furry blue Gremlin looking thing in there that just says, “I see you!” really creepily. So I screamed, ruined my Pizza Bagels by throwing them in the air, and proceeded to have nightmares for the next two years. I don’t know, busy people like cuddly animals too. Well, I wouldn’t call them flakes. They’re doing the responsible thing and making sure their dogs get cared for when they’re out of town, but I will sign up because I like dogs and I like money. I can’t see any problems with that idea.
Thank Triton. All the talk about rabies had me thinking dog-to-human diseases happen a lot easier than all that. Fleas sound gross though, cheers to never getting those. If you’re especially obsessive about your hair, I think you have a good case to take to court there! I’m trying, but it’s hard to come up with flaws. Unless not liking glitter counts as a flaw? I got totally glitter-bombed by some My Little Pony doll, and I don’t hate glitter or anything, but I’d always rather do without it now. Putting something in the microwave because it won’t shut up isn’t the usual route, but it’s funnier than if she put it in the freezer or something, that’s fur sure. I wish I could laugh at that story but all I can think about are those poor pizza bagels. I dunno, I feel like if I had a dog I’d take it everywhere with me, but that’s easy to say when I don’t have one.
