#dashmemes

[cottonthumb-archive]

You are a very easy person to get along with (15.71%).

[susie-has-a-battle-axe]

Character in a dating sim

NAME: Susie THEIR PROFESSION: Knight, student WHERE THEY CAN BE FOUND: Darkworld, school FAVORITE FOOD TYPE: Edible. And inedible. FAVORITE ALCOHOLIC DRINK: ...I can’t legally drink, but if you’re offering, what’cha got? FAVORITE TRAIT: Strength WHERE THEY WOULD GO ON A DATE: Uhhh....date? IDEAL GIFT:  Food WHEN WILL THEY DRINK ALCOHOL: When I can get it. Uhh...more specifically, when I trust who I’m with. Like...I’d drink responsibly and all that. HOW MANY DATES UNTIL THEY GO TO BED: Do you only go to bed once a day? Oh. You mean *that* shit. Hasn’t happened yet. A few years maybe?

TAGGED BY:  MY damn self TAGGING: Steal it

[spearofthelake]

Lochlan, the Warrior of Defiance, is both the tutorial boss and the final boss.

“PPFFTH AHAHAHAHHAHAHA”

[cottonthumb-archive]

Take One (What do you need?)

Hope

You have been in such a dark place that they have no answer for it. You joke it's the winter of your soul, but it has been winter for a long time here. You have been online, clicking through all these little pieces of the world - "it's okay to hurt!" they say. That feels sort of tragic. It feels sort of impersonal. There is good news. The snow is melting. Yesterday is over. Yesterday and the month before and the month before. You are new today. Or you will be new tomorrow. Or you will be new, soon. I am giving you permission to start whenever you need to. There is a long road, and it is tiring. But we are walking it together, hand in hand. We are both cold and we are both weary. It is okay to be a little bit broken by it; long walks like this give blisters. But we are walking, and that is something. And what comes next is being home. What comes next is that we will rest. And then we will get up. And we will walk more. And one day, when it is right. We will get where we are going. We will be happy. And we will be whole.

[cottonthumb-archive]

Which tarot card are you?

The Empress

You are only independent insofar as you have others to care for. This makes you dependent in your independence. They want your knowledge, your skills, your talents, your affection. What can they give in return? “Teeth” is not an acceptable answer, nor is “keeping the shadows to the corners”, nor is “glory”, nor is “love”. There is no acceptable answer, no gift of a magnitude which can match the thing you know, which is that they are taking from you. They are stealing from you. You should stop them from doing that, darling. You only have so much to give. You are not infinite, and when they have taken their last they will remind you of that. My advice is this: give enough to keep them at bay, but be careful. Their teeth can turn on you too. There is no easier way to make an animal dangerous than by feeding it.

[2d-g]

What kind of character trope are you?

The Damsel (in Distress)

A character, usually female (but can be anybody), is put into immediate danger in order to put the cast in motion. Their plight unites the cast, causing them to put aside their differences and work together to save them or provide the premise for the quest. But, necessarily, this isn't always the case! (Note the parentheses!) This could also mean you're someone who is capable of bringing people together in times of need. You are often very dependent on others, but not all the time. It's more of when there is an important decision to made and where everyone's opinions need to be heard. You don't like taking charge because you like to go with the flow of things. People describe you as kindhearted and honest. You're also naturally sociable and positive.  

“Wot? I’m not a damsel tho am I?”

Tagged By: Stolen from: @kaicentious​ Tagging: Anyone really?

[unaamuses]

{Morality Challenge}

Bold all the things your muse has done (will / would do is in italics, bolded italics means they’ve done it before and will probably do it again)

murder / manslaughter / assault / robbery / breaking & entering / theft / embezzlement / kidnapping / torture / blackmail / arson / trespassing / treason / libel or slander / obstruction of justice / lying to law enforcement / creation of a weapon / espionage / riot / escape from lawful custody / contempt of court / public intoxication / conspiracy / accessory to a crime / harboring a fugitive / bribery / perjury under oath / resisting arrest/ identity theft / corporate fraud / tax fraud / document forgery / destruction of evidence / assassination / counterfeiting / sale of a controlled substance / purchase of a controlled substance / purchase of an illegal weapon / possession of an illegal weapon / failure to pay child support / hacking crimes / threat / pickpocketing / shoplifting

Stolen from @nooothinglikeme

[akuserru]

RULES: tag ten of your followers that you want to know better TAGGED BY: Stolen from @silvcrlight TAGGING: @adventurouswind @aka-shine @badassbarmaid @roxas-heart-13 @thexofdiamonds @gunontherun @chocobowa @multifxrious @teardownheaven @vcidgear

MUSE: Axel NICKNAME: Red, Pyro, Firebird ZODIAC SIGN: Scorpio GENDER: Male FAVORITE COLOR: Red AVERAGE SLEEP: A lot LAST THING GOOGLED: Nearby coffeeshops HEIGHT: 5′8″

MUN: Redd Harper NICKNAME: Redd ZODIAC SIGN: Scorpio GENDER: Male FAVORITE COLOR: Red AVERAGE SLEEP: What the fuck is sleep LAST THING GOOGLED: Billings Western Heritage Center HEIGHT: 5′8″