#dastump

[lowqualityhomestuckedits]

That's Vriska over there!

[askthescarfedsilhouette]

have you seen my Daughter😔?

Now you have😌.

(Shes adorable! Don't mind if I join her~)

@dastump

[ask-rinny-v2]

oh, you're back. to catch you up on a couple of things. Miku is married now, she's also best friends with Godzilla, Teto has gone Corpo, though you can still ask her to do some things for free if you ask nicely enough (she'll say yes, always), Neru is still a homeless bum living with her friends: Miku and Teto (Neru has yet to update from her Flip Phone😔).

[carnyreborn]

Hilda would try just about anything to get a competitively viable Pokemon, when she heard that Humans give the best IVs and EVs for pokemon, she'd thought she try this with her houndoom first

CW: Pokephilia

"FUCK! Holy shit~!" Hilda just can't believe how good that feels. She has never experienced anything akin to that weird sensation. Oh, she had sex beforehand, but sex with a Pokémon is wildly different. She can feel herself being stretched open by a massive canine cock, she can feel her whole body heating up in a manner she never expected beforehand, and the shape and heat she feels...

She wonders if this is because Houndoom is a fire type, or the reason is because it's just that good. Her belly is bulging lightly, and the knot is teasingly pushing itself against her pussy with every strong thrust. Of course, she is with her ass up, being pounded from behind like a good bitch in heat, she wants to give the best sensations for her good strong mon. She wants him to breed her again and again, and maybe she'll prove that humans are superior as breeding slaves.

But as she orgasms, alongside him shoving that massive knot down her tight hole, flooding her insides, she wonders, for a moment, if those rumours started from other female trainers who got a taste of pokécocks, and decided that they were important to spread around... after all, other whores like them would need to get a taste.

Regardless, she knows for a fact she'll be trying for many more eggs, and she'll be telling everyone she knows how important it is to be bred by your own Pokémon~!

[fire-emblem-drabbles]

hot question, fresh off the Think Pan: which of the FE Heroes ladies would be into cuddle fucking 😌

I got this ask when I first got to work and I've had all day to think about it :3 Edit: I didn't mean to post this without adding poor Gullveig's name but that's literally so funny of me. Fixed spelling and bolded names too

My first, and obvious thought was Camilla. Woman literally has the softest and warmest body in all of Nohr, she was made for this. Paired with an uncontrollable urge to coddle and the grip strength to swing huge axes around like nothing, let me be clear; if Camilla wants to cuddle fuck, it's going to happen. She just may not be the one getting fucked <3

Next up, Sonya: now I might just be thinking of these two bc I just bought a 3ds to play the classics, or maybe just because I think big tiddy women with purple hair are into this-- who really knows. The point is, Sonya likes to spoil and be spoiled. It won't be hard to get her into your arms, and from there I imagine all it takes is some bad jokes before she'll be trying to get you to shut up.

For an actual feh OC: Laegjarn. I seem to have a type, but pay that no mind. Ahem. I think more than anything, she likes the closeness of it, the intimacy. One of those "I'm not close enough to you until I can crawl inside your chest" types, I'm afraid. That said, this will suffice. For now.

Gullvieg, (sweetie im so sorry for forgetting your name </3): I think she would be down for anything, if it was you summoner, but someone about you taking care of her this time around... ahh poor lady is done for. Might get carried away, but this may not be a bad thing.

Final choice: Ash. Something about not having to look each other in the eyes, the closeness of it without the expectation of something bigger or better. And the warmth-- oh goodness, the warmth. She might still be rambling but personally I think it's cute. Tell me how good the strap is, queen.

Bisexual bonus round under the cut bc the bus still isn't at my stop.

Since I've already added the cow ladies, I may as well have Askr here too! I also think he's one of those down 2 clown types, since he's just so gosh darn curious about us mortals, but soon finds he actually really likes it. Let's him take his time (which he has so much of!), take notice of what his partner likes and dislikes... yeahh he might be my personal choice for this.

Obvious Alfonse is obvious: what wouldn't he do for you? I think he might first be embarrassed how he got turned on doing something that was supposed to be innocent, but upon finding you're into it is more than happy to indulge you :)

Ummm yoinking a random furry... lets say. Ranulf. He's so soft and cuddly... ah it would be so nice. I can absolutely see him nonchalantly asking to cuddle and then when he's putting the tip in he's like "idk how we got here!" But every move was calculated from the start :/ he's lucky he's cute

Okay well now I just have to make it even so: Forsyth, my beloved. Number one service top. Man who doesn't want to let you go in the morning, so you have to offer him something to get his blood pumping. :3 That said, he's also one who can get carried away... as good and sweet as cuddle fucking is, Forsyth often finds himself with a little too much energy to sit that still for long. I suppose it's the thought that counts.

Okay last, but certainly not least: Lyon. I can see it now... basking in one another's warmth, sweet touches and gentle kisses... oh I'm afraid he's far too soft. It may as well just be cockwarming with him, but I'm sure a particularly heated kiss could convince him otherwise....

[tewisuggestions]

(affectionate)

:3

[mayohigan-orange]

@dastump replied to your post “"I wonder... if I learnt Blue Magic, would I be...”:

you can, if you're fine with getting attacked by one with the right Materia equipped first

"What the heck is Materia?"

[yourfavehasajjbastandact2]

may i ask for some uh... John Jonah Jameson? from the Spiderman series? thank you in advance 👌

Name: Dirty Laundry

Namesake: Dirty Laundry (song by Don Henley)

Stand Master: J. Jonah Jameson

Stand appearance: Dirty Laundry is a tall, muscular and imposing stand with the colour of storm clouds, appearing slightly transparent when viewed up close. Its eyes are blue upon a slightly cubical head, its hands are slightly larger than they should be and its feet are constantly hidden within in a thick mist. On the palms of its hands are holes, about the size of golf balls, appearing far more hollow than they should.

Abilities: Dirty Laundry's power comes in the form of its tracking abilities. From its hands, it can release small, flat grey-blue discs (referred to by its user as Unclouded Days), which can attach itself to foes without them noticing through touch. Unclouded Days can track people over an unknown distance, allowing J. Jonah to know exactly where they are, giving him the chance to follow anyone. Whilst not typically used to fight, Dirt Laundry can hold people in place with some serious strength.

Stats: POWER: B SPEED: E RANGE: A STAMINA: A PRECISION: B POTENTIAL: E