#date him.

[formerlyofficer]

river is such a fuckin romantic when he’s in love with someone lmao. will remember every anniversary and everything his significant other likes and will constantly gift them Personal surprises. not expensive ones because he doesn’t have that type of money but definitely gifts that clearly received a lot of thought and effort and love. loves going on cliche dates.... brings his s/o food and texts them a lot to check in on them/talk to them throughout his day. not to be biased but he’s lowkey a Perfect boyfriend.

[fairsaint]

Dwight's dating profile:

killed an entity of fear

has a dog

[hittcr-a]

-bangs loudly on my pot- I LOVE ELIOT SPENCER. LOVE ELIOT SPENCER TOO PLEASE.

[lycaean-archive]

time for your daily post: DATE EDWARD WOLFGANG DRACULA MUNSTER.

[hittcr-a]

okay but. at the beginning of the episode, sophie accuses eliot of not even knowing the names of the people he’s slept with. she says that like he didn’t actively date them (he did. this boy dates). i love. the juxtaposition at the end of the fucking episode when eliot fucking shows all of them that he fucking listens. eliot’s a listener. he listens. he remembers. sophie’s probably mentioned that white roses are her favorite. eliot remembered that. parker i believe mentioned once that she doesn’t get plants because they don’t do anything. he remembered that too. guess the fuck what people. ELIOT FUCKING SPENCER IS A GODDAMN ATTENTIVE FRIEND AND PARTNER.