Dating While Woke Part II: Relationship Application.
Next relationship I get in, I’m making them fill out an mf application with the following criteria.
Must be:
• Black
(Non black folk may still apply but have to recognize and acknowledge the privileges they posses ; Nigga/er users, MAGA hat wearing, Dreadlock having, Blue Lives Matter believing, confederate flag anarchists will be blocked and fought on sight)
• Preferably tall
• Preferably dark-skin
(However all appearances and body shapes will be thoroughly considered because ya girl don’t discriminate)
• Passionate about Social Justice but NOT A HOTEP
(Any hotep based applications will be immediately disregarded and tossed)
• does not contribute to misogynoir, homophobia, transphobia, sexism, xenophobia, ableism, slut shaming, classism, fat shaming, etc
• Believes In women’s reproductive rights (abortion/ pro choice, birth control, not wanting kids, etc.)
• Culturally enlightened
• basketball fan.
(Lakers, Warriors, and Lebron fans will be side eyed but not dismissed)
• Adore me as blk women and treats me as equal.
open to blk men, women, non binarys, gender non conformist, trans folk, etc.
Signed a newly outed pan and fed up blk femme.