So I'm playing this game called "Shall we date: ninja edition" it's very much like those Japanese dating simulator games. Once you get to a certain level, you need a passport to continue. So, I'm really close to getting a happily ever after when they tell me I need 4 passports. That's like 5 thousand tokens. I don't have that. Now I can't see my ninja boyfriend. I'm tempted to use my credit card to buy the passports but that seems a bit much. Long story short: I'm single and the only romance in my life is a virtual ninja. The friendzone sucks y'all.











