#davdtheweak

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1. Do you ever doubt the existence of others than you?

never! theyre out there!

2. On a scale of 1-5, how afraid of the dark are you?

depends on where im at, like in the dark in my room? 0. in the dark in a parking lot? 10000000

3. The person you would never want to meet?

idk miley cyrus? also juan pablo from the bachelor he was a real dickhead

4. What is your favorite word?

wow

5. If you were a type of tree, what would you be?

a magnolia tree or something that bears fruit 

6. When you looked in the mirror this morning what was the first thing you thought?

oh god

7. What shirt are you wearing?

im not wearing a shirt just a sports bra

8. What do you label yourself as?

100% cashmere, hand wash, air dry

9. Bright room or dark room?

bright always

10. What were you doing at midnight last night?

watching friends and snapping tierzah 

11. Favorite age you’ve been so far?

13 was blissful i swore i would marry nick jonas 

12. Who told you they loved you last?

my grandma shes the light of my life

13. Your worst enemy?

my nail biting habit, i actually kicked it again!! so theyre growing slowly but surely

14. What is your current desktop picture?

its just a boring blue to purple fade, i should change it to something fun

15. Do you like someone?

unfortunately 

16. The last song you listened to?

based on my phone, senorita by justin timberlake, its about me tbh

17. You can press a button that will make any one person explode. Who would you blow up?

i dont fuckin know what 

18. Who would you really like to just punch in the face?

oh god id love to punch the guy i used to like right in his white yuppie face 

19. If anyone could be your slave for a day, who would it be and what would they have to do?

im not white so no one 

20. What is your best physical attribute? (showing said attribute is optional)

i like my eyes and my shoulders 

21. If you were the opposite sex for one day, what would you look like and what would you do?

id be a beautiful brown boy with long hair and like brown almost black eyes and id probably be one of those guys whose lips are like unusually red or pink. and idk what i would do, i would try to learn to skateboard and fall down a lot

22. Do you have a secret talent? If yes, what is it?

i can juggle does that count

23. What is one unique thing you’re afraid of?

idk i really really dont like vomit? thats not unique though, i really dont like to fall, i try to avoid falling at all costs

24. You can only have one kind of sandwich. Every sandwich ingredient known to humankind is at your disposal.

i really like italian sandwiches? idk whatever goes in that 

25. You just found $100! How are you going to spend it?

all on makeup oh my god i really want that Nars albatross illuminator 

26. You just got a free plane ticket to anywhere in the world, but you have to leave immediately. Where are you going to go?

vatican city in italy to see the sistine chapel 

27. An angel appears out of Heaven and offers you a lifetime supply of the alcoholic beverage of your choice. “Be brand-specific” it says. Man! What are you gonna say about that? Even if you don’t drink booze there’s something you can figure out… so what’s it gonna be?

GOD, Malibu rum or actually jacks honey whiskey is smooth as fuck and made me feel so good

28. You discover a beautiful island upon which you may build your own society. You make the rules. What is the first rule you put into place?

everyone leaves me alone

29. What is your favorite expletive?

shit 

30. Your house is on fire, holy shit! You have just enough time to run in there and grab ONE inanimate object. Don’t worry, your loved ones and pets have already made it out safely. So what’s the one thing you’re going to save from that blazing inferno?

my laptop 

31. You can erase any horrible experience from your past. What will it be?

deciding to answer these questions

32. You got kicked out of the country for being a time-traveling heathen who sleeps with celebrities and has super-powers. But check out this cool shit… you can move to anywhere else in the world!

my skin got lighter just by reading this

33. The Celestial Gates Of Beyond have opened, much to your surprise because you didn’t think such a thing existed. Death appears. As it turns out, Death is actually a pretty cool entity, and happens to be in a fantastic mood. Death offers to return the friend/family-member/person/etc. of your choice to the living world. Who will you bring back?

this question was longer than it ever needed to be and also Selena

34. What was your last dream about?

i have no idea

35. Are you a good….[insert anything you’d like here]?

WHAT ?

36. Have you ever been admitted to the hospital?

no thank god 

37. Have you ever built a snowman?

yeah like once

38. What is the color of your socks?

im not wearing socks right now but theyre all black

39. What type of music do you like?

(dwayne the) rock (johnson)

40. Do you prefer sunrises or sunsets?

sunsets definitely the sunsets in the desert are the best its the only good thing about this shithole tbh

41. What is your favorite milkshake flavor?

strawberry maybe idk i dont actually drink milkshakes enough to have a favorite, maybe oreo?

42. What football team do you support?

if im ever actually watching a game i always root for the underdog 

43. Do you have any scars?

tons like everywhere

44. What do you want to be when you graduate?

an even bigger disappointment to my parents

45. If you could change one thing about yourself, what would it be?

stop being so aware of myself all the time 

46. Are you reliable?

usually 

47. If you could ask your future self one question, what would it be?

why tf did you stay up until 2am to answer these questions

48. Do you hold grudges?

never i cant do it its impossible for me, being angry stresses me out and then that makes me nervous and tired 

49. If you could breed two animals together to defy the laws of nature, what new animal would you create?

i dont fucking care

50. What is the most unusual conversation you’ve ever had?

actually idk i dont remember probably something about curved dicks and thats not even that unusual 

51. Are you a good liar?

hahahahaha no

52. How long could you go without talking?

like 1 second i talk all the time, to myself, i love to talk during shows and movies like im THAT person

53. What has been you worst haircut/style?

i used to part my hair down the middle and flat iron it paper thin it was bad, also my green tips where a mistake looking back at those pictures it looked like i had dying grass on my head

54. Have you ever baked your own cake?

yes who tf hasnt baked a cake OMG im actually makes a tres leches cake tomorrow !

55. Can you do any accents other than your own?

I DO A FANTASTIC HOUSE WIFE FROM NEW JERSEY   

56. What do you like on your toast?

butter and grape jelly together is so good

57. What is the last thing you drew a picture of?

im really trying to learn to draw hands, its not going well tbh, its a real HANDful 

im sorry

58. What would be you dream car?

firetruck red 1972 Volkswagen Beetle with a tan convertible top 

59. Do you sing in the shower? Or do anything unusual in the shower? Explain.

i always sing in the shower, i also air drum if i have my speakers playing

60. Do you believe in aliens?

i am one so yes

61. Do you often read your horoscope?

i read the fun little posts on here but i dont read my actual horoscopes, i did when i was like 13 and read the teen beat magazines though

62. What is your favorite letter of the alphabet?

i like x’s theyre under appreciated 

63. Which is cooler: dinosaurs or dragons?

dragons a million times over

64. What do you think about babies?

dont even get me started i love them all they are all my babies ive talked about premie baby socks a million times 

65. Freebie! Ask anything interesting you can think of.

david come up with one for me to answer

also do all of them now too 

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Do the evens

okay but you do the odds after im done

2) If you could meet anyone on this earth, who would it be?

beyonce tbh

4) What do you think about most?

music and my grades right now at this point

6) Do you sleep with or without clothes on?

usually just a sports bra and some sweats or a large shirt and undies, depends on if ive shaved recently tbhhhhhh

8) Girls…. (finish the sentence); Boys…. (finish the sentence)

girls….tru 

boys…stop wearing sandals

10) When is the last time you played the air guitar?

wtf kinda question is this, idk prob whenever i last listened to ‘dazed and confused’

12) Ever stuck a foreign object up your nose?

i did that thing where you put the headphones in your nose and then plug your ears

14) If you are outside, what are you most likely doing?

i havent been outside a lot lately cause its very windy where i live rn so nothing

16) Simple but extremely complex. Favorite band?

fuck idk, band would be fucking idk paramore? maybe beach fossils which is saying a lot cause i just got into them but theyre so good

18) Do you believe in karma?

100% but i still do shitty things anyways so who knows

20) What is your greatest weakness; your greatest strength?

weakness: social anxiety

strength: my music taste

22) Have you ever gone skinny dipping?

nope 

24) Do you have a collection of anything? 

i mean i have a lot of mugs and candles but idk if i really collect them

26) Are you happy with the person you’ve become?

sure

28) What’s your biggest “what if”?

what if i hadnt let those friendships die

30) Stick your right arm out; what do you touch first? Do the same with your left arm.

air and air, riveting

32) What’s the worst place you have ever been to?

omg idk thats a good question, probably the bathrooms at castle and coasters, there werent doors on the stalls just giant pieces of rubber

34) Most attractive singer of your opposite gender?

*has a zayn pain*

36) Define Art.

these titties

38) What’s the weather like right now?

ITS SNOWING IN APRIL 

40) Do you drive? If so, have you ever crashed?

yes i have my own car, and no but one time i backed into a parked car and cried 

42) Do you like the smell of gasoline?

lol yeah idky tho

44) What was the last movie you saw?

I, fuckin Robot 

46) Have you ever caught a butterfly?

unfortunately no

48) What’s your sexual orientation?

Bisexual 

50) Do you believe in magic?

definitely chriss angel is my hero 

52) What is your astrological sign?

Sagitarius with a Scorpio rising moon whatever the fuck that means

54) What’s the last thing you purchased?

takis lol

56) In a relationship?

nope

58) Can you touch your nose with your tongue?

*with a wet upper lip* no

60) Is there anything pink within 10 feet of you?

yeah my keychain

62) What’s your favorite animal?

shit idk i really love dogs though

64) Where is your best friend?

ONE IS IN ORGEON WHICH IS REALLY RUDE AND THE OTHER IS IN THE FUCKING VALLEY FUCK 

66) What is your heritage?

Mexican, is that what this is asking idk

68) What do you think is Satan’s last name?

something white like smith or collins

70) Are you the kind of friend you would want to have as a friend?

id like to think so????????

72) You are at the doctor’s office and she has just informed you that you have approximately one month to live. a) Do you tell anyone/everyone you are going to die? b) What do you do with your remaining days? c) Would you be afraid?

a. no

b. id travel the world and smoke so much pot

c. fuck yeah

74) What’s a song that always makes you happy when you hear it?

Foreign Language by Flight Facilities its just so nice

76) In your opinion, what makes a great relationship?

being able to just be together and not necessarily always fill the silence

78) Can insanity bring on more creativity?

of courseeeee

80) What size shoes do you wear?

depends usually a 7-8

82) What is your favorite word?

wow

84) What is a saying you say a lot?

does okie dokie count? also pee like a racehorse, i say it so often that i notice my friends saying it now

86) Basic question; what’s your favorite color/colors?

seafoam green, pale pink, and like a pale yellow but with dimension

88) If you could press a button and make anyone in the world instantaneously explode, who would it be?

you

90) One night you wake up because you heard a noise. You turn on the light to find that you are surrounded by MUMMIES. The mummies aren’t really doing anything, they’re just standing around your bed. What do you do?

this is the dumbest thing ive ever heard wtf

92) You can re-live any point of time in your life. The time-span can only be a half-hour, though. What half-hour of your past would you like to experience again?

there was this moment at my house when we had family over for like a barbecue or something and we were playing music over the speakers and my family started dancing and my grandpa started dancing and i cried right there in the kitchen i wanna relive that i love my family so much i tearing up right now thinking about it 

94) You have the opportunity to sleep with the music-celebrity of your choice. Who would it be?

youd think id say zayn but im actually gonna go with josh farro before he left paramore

96) Do you have any relatives in jail?

one of my cousins was in for drugs but hes out now, other than him no

98) Ever been on a plane?

yeah i love flying!!!

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DO THEM ALL

y do you always do this 

(song//artist)

1:A song you like with a color in the title

-Blue// Cat Power

2:A song you like with a number in the title

-7/11//Beyonce

3:A song that reminds you of summertime

-Foreign Language// Flight Facilities

4:A song that reminds you of someone you would rather forget about

-Boyfriend//Best Coast

5:A song that needs to be played LOUD

-I Know// Save Ferris

6:A song that makes you want to dance

-Grown Woman//Beyonce 

7:A song to drive to

-Lover Of Mine//Beach House

8:A song about drugs or alcohol

-Galaxy of the Lost// Florence & the Machine

9:A song that makes you happy

-Hey Ya//Outkast

10:A song that makes you sad

-DREAMING OF YOU//SELENA

11:A song that you never get tired of

-Pressure//Paramore

12:A song from your preteen years

-Beautiful Soul//Jesse McCartney

13:One of your favorite 80’s songs

-Like a Prayer//Madonna

14:A song that you would love played at your wedding

-Sycamore Silhouetting// Bibio (this will be the first dance song im determined)

15:A song that is a cover by another artist

-The Boys of Summer//The Ataris

16:One of your favorite classical songs

-Clair de Lune// Michael Dulin

17:A song that would sing a duet with on karaoke

-AIN’T NO MOUNTAIN HIGH ENOUGH//MARVIN GAYE & TAMMI TERRELL

18:A song from the year that you were born

-Dreaming of You//Selena 

19:A song that makes you think about life

-S to U// Chessie

20:A song that has many meanings to you

-Asleep//The Smiths

21:A favorite song with a person’s name in the title

-Reflections After Jane//The Clientele 

22:A song that moves you forward

-Anklebiters//Paramore

23:A song that you think everybody should listen to

-WTF THIS IS SO HARD um Take Care//Beach House

24:A song by a band you wish were still together

-S.O.S//Jonas Brothers

25:A song by an artist no longer living

-P.Y.T//Michael Jackson

26:A song that makes you want to fall in love

-Lightness// Death Cab for Cutie

27:A song that breaks your heart

-Asleep// The Smiths

28:A song by an artist with a voice that you love

-Silver Soul//Beach House

29:A song that you remember from your childhood

-Everybody Wants to Rule the World//Tears for Fears

30:A song that reminds you of yourself

-Woodington//Bibio 

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Chamomile Hibiscus Mint and Nettle

Chamomile: Describe your sleep schedule?

-Pretty normal, I work and go to school all day so i try to get to bed by 1 am and then take naps during my breaks in the day.

Hibiscus: Do you like when people try to start a conversation with you?

-Yeah I love it, its nice.

Mint: What song gives you energy?

-Promises by Nero and anything by the Jonas Brothers

Nettle: Is there anything you do when you feel guilty?

-I usually listen to music cause that makes me feel better

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Do the evens

u fuckin suck

2. Are you outgoing or shy?

Usually shy, depends on how much alcohol ive had

4. Are you easy to get along with?

I'd like to think so

6. What kind of people are attracted to you?

Usually neck beards its so tragic

8. Who from the opposite gender is on your mind?

Zayn always

10. Who is the last person you had a deep conversation with?

Its been a while i dont remember

12. What are your 5 favorite songs right now?

7/11-Beyonce

I Like You So Much Better When Youre Naked- Ida Maria

Gamble-Tokimonsta

Boyfriend -Best Coast

The Sun Was High  (And So Was I)-Best Coast

14. Do you believe in luck and miracle?

Sometimes

16. Would you kiss the last person you kissed again?

Nah

18. Do you still talk to your first crush?

Lmao no

20. Do you like your neighbors?

Not particularly?

22. Where would you like to travel?

Venice, Italy or somewhere in scotland

24. Favorite part of your daily routine?

I love putting on my makeup its such a zen time for me.

26. What do you do when you wake up?

Check my phone, drink water and pee

28. Who are you most comfortable around?

Probably my mom and my best friend

30. Do you ever want to get married?

Yes

32. Which celebrities would you have a threesome with?

Zayn and Zayn

34. Do you play sports?

HHAHAHA no but i should

36. Have you ever liked someone and never told them?

Um yeah duh

38. Describe your dream girl/guy.

Hmmm tall, funny, sweet, smart, nice to their mothers

40. What do you want to do after highschool?

lmao im already out of highschool is it bad that im still on this website?

42. If youre being extremely quiet, what does it mean?

That im thinking about something a lot or im really nervous

44. Trip to outer space or the bottom of the ocean?

outer space i dont fuck with those deep sea creatures tbh

46. What are you paranoid about?

idk, im not really paranoid about anything anymore

48. Have you ever been drunk?

Yes

50. What was the color of the last hoodie you wore?

Well it was my NAU one so navy blue

52. One thing you wish you could change about yourself?

My nose and my crippling fear of rejection.

54. Favorite store?

I guess i should say f21 cause its cheap as fuck

56. Favorite color?

forest green, blue, lavender

58. Last thing you ate?

Blueberry muffin from starbucks

60. Ever won a competition? For what?

lmao like in the 6th grade i won a geography bee and the winning question was something like which continent has the lowest recorded temperature and i said antartica cause duh and no one else got that so i won

62. Been arrested? For what?

Ive never been arrested

64. Tell us the story of your first kiss?

I was drunk, thats it 

66. Do you like your tumblr friends more than your real friends?

idk?

68. Twitter or tumblr?

what do you think

70. Name of your best friends?

Brianna, Ashley, Katelyn

72. What color are your towels?

Seriously, david i hate you and theyre pink

74. How many stuffed animals do you think you have?

Idk

76. What color is your underwear?

blush pink

78. Favorite ice cream flavor?

Coffee

80. What color pants?

Blue denim

82. Favorite movie?

Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind and Mulan

84. Mean girls or 21 jump street?

21 jump street

86. Favorite character from finding nemo?

Dory

88. last person you talked to today?

my spanish partner

90. Name a person you love?

zayn

92. In a fight with someone?

Technically im mad at someone but they dont know yet lmao

94. How many sweaters/ hoodies do you have?

A lot its fucking cold in flagstaff

96. Favorite actress?

god idk

98. Do you tan a lot?

Im mexican

100. how are you feeling?

well im sick right now so my nose is running and my throat is all fucked up and im exhausted so like 1/10 

102. Do you regret anything from your past?

Sure

104. Do you miss anyone from your past?

No

106. Ever broken someones heart?

Lmao i think i have 

108. What should you be doing?

Working on my spanish stuff

110. Have you ever liked someone so much it hurt?

Omfg loafer polo boy

112. Who was the last person you cried in front of?

idk

114. Have you ever been out of your province/state?

Yeah loads of times

116. Are you listening to music right now?

Yes, About Her by Malcom Mclaren

118. Do you like chinese food?

yaaaaaas

120. are you afraid of the dark?

nope

122. Is cheating ever okay?

fuck no

124. do you believe in love at first sight?

sometimes

126. are you currently bored?

no cause im doin this fuckin thing

128. would you change your name?

no my name is perf

130. Do you like subway

quiznos is better

132. Whos the last person you had a deep conversation with?

Didnt i already answer this?

134. Can you count to 1 million?

probably

136. Do you sleep with your door open or closed?

Closed

138. Curly or straight hair?

straight i guess idk idc

140. Summer or winter?

winter

142. favorite month?

december

144. dark milk or white chocolate?

Dark

146. was today a good day?

kinda

148. whats your favorite quote?

"Im the hero of this story, dont need to be saved"

150. Get the closet book, open to page 42, whats the 1st line?

Race to Incarcerate by Marc Mauer

"The decision removed all inmates from Death Row and halted death sentences nationally, but only until the court rule in 1976 that statutes which defined more specifically the circumstances under which death could be imposed were permissible." lmao one of the books i used for my research paper on institutional racism in the criminal justice system 

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@davdtheweak im not gonna snapchat you back rn but thats fine dont fart tho

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david why do you always like the posts where i talk about names for my children if you name your son rudy i will kill you 

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davdtheweak do you have a snapchat?