DAVE: *Dave strolled down the hallway, humming to himself. He had just finished de-smuppeting his room via ritual beheading and defenestration, and the hour was growing late, but he wasn't yet sleepy. He had decided to explore ol' Harley's haunted mansion, see what kind of skeletons he kept in the closet.* MEENAH: *about then meenah would wander out of the hallway, giving a small yawn before spotting the shaded boy coming down the hall* ohh sup davecape water you up to DAVE: nothing much crabcakes DAVE: i was just looking for the cemetery and ended up in the crypt GAMZEE: *being the wonderful creeper he is and watching the two from a little ways down the hall where he has come up short from going down any further upon seeing them* MEENAH: imma pretend i understood what you mean and just tag along with ya DAVE: cool DAVE: lets hit the beach DAVE: i mean if youre gonna be trapped on cannibal island DAVE: might as well DAVE: *shrugs and walks down the stairs* MEENAH: *follows him down with a shrug* so yer harleybuts frond right DAVE: yup shes basically madly in love with me GAMZEE: *hears the word beach, which he hasn't been able to find yet because holy big ass hive, so he decides to stalk along behind them~* MEENAH: oh reely now *cant help but grin* got a thing for dogfish eh davecape? DAVE: nah DAVE: *he waves his hand idly* DAVE: im a lone wolf MEENAH: pff uh huh what were ya sayin way back MEENAH: aboat yer best bro DAVE: youll have to elaborate MEENAH: you almost flipped yer shit because you thought yer special shades got cracked or somefin MEENAH: basically i think yer lone wolf thing is kinda *grins, way too proud* fishy DAVE: *rolls his eyes* DAVE: youre talking out of your ass peixes DAVE: anyway i hear you rescinded your membership to the lone wolf club MEENAH: heh word travels fast dont it DAVE: gossip girl xoxo MEENAH: p much shit im not even surprised its probubbly her tellin it DAVE: does she really have eight tits or is that just a dirty rumor MEENAH: pfffff MEENAH: i nebber kiss an tell cape DAVE: aw man DAVE: *he pushes open the front door and steps out onto the grass* DAVE: wow harley lives in a caribbean resort DAVE: 5 stars MEENAH: yeah i was gonna ask aboat that how the fuck did she get all this dough anywave DAVE: pretty sure she inherited it DAVE: her grandpa was some rich guy DAVE: betty crockers grandson yknow MEENAH: hmmm GAMZEE: *steps out behind them and sees the beach,with a happy little...* honk MEENAH: woah mothafuck MEENAH: oh MEENAH: its just this weirdo GAMZEE: *grins over at her* hey, motherfuck DAVE: *he raises an incredulous eyebrow* DAVE: oh its the juggalo DAVE: a plus MEENAH: i guess MEENAH: whats up clownfish GAMZEE: *changes that grin to a frown to Dave* YEAH, ain't all got nothing to be going on except following some motherfuckers that did all lead me to a place I've done up and wanted to find DAVE: you couldnt find outside MEENAH: ...out...side the hive? DAVE: by yourself GAMZEE: I didn't all up and get an enter on from what is the front door NOT LIKE YOU MOTHER FUCKS NEED A KNOW TO THAT figured using motherfucks would all be the best of ways to my trying anyway DAVE: always glad to be an unwitting guide DAVE: *he begins to walk down the hill towards the sand* MEENAH: *shrugs, giving a lingering stare before following* GAMZEE: *trails along behind them, happily* DAVE: so DAVE: you guys been giving jade hell MEENAH: i barely even sean her since i got here GAMZEE: *shakes head, not like he'd tell the two of them if he was up to trouble* MEENAH: how aboat you strider you given yer g frond a hard time *smirk* DAVE: shut your whore mouth DAVE: shes not my girlfriend DAVE: anyway i just got here DAVE: *he smirks, remembering the pillow fight* DAVE: its not me giving her hell anyway GAMZEE: *snickers* MEENAH: *shrugs it off, interest waning with such close proximity to the ocean* MEENAH: havent been around the water in forebber... DAVE: yeah DAVE: the water in houston is dirty DAVE: *he walks down the dunes towards the shoreline, regarding the waves a little warily* GAMZEE: *walks his happy self past Dave and on over to the waves to crouch down before them* MEENAH: *kicks off her shoes immediately, jogging past the two to dive into the sea, losing herself in the cold ocean water* GAMZEE: *stares after her with seething jealousy, that he tries not to show on his face, and inches closer to the water so his feet are getting wet* DAVE: *Watching the others, he removes his sneakers and sinks his toes into the sand, padding cautiously down to the waterline where the waves lap over his feet.* MEENAH: *she doesnt surface for some time before leaping like the happiest retarded dolphin and submerging once more* GAMZEE: * >:oC goes a little further more after seeing that, not caring that his pants are getting wet* DAVE: huh DAVE: *he suddenly remembers that there is a huge tentacle monster x2 probably lurking in this ocean and steps back a little.* MEENAH: *after a bit of frolicking she swam back, riding the waves to plop down besides dave with a content smile* DAVE: having fun ariel MEENAH: *her voice was a bit out of it, dreamy* who DAVE: uh DAVE: a mermaid princess MEENAH: ohhh yeah ok MEENAH: ill take that DAVE: yup DAVE: *He fixes his glasses and squints up at the moon.* DAVE: think were gonna have a fight on our hands peixes DAVE: or are we gonna live in our little bubble until all the bad guys go away DAVE: glub glub MEENAH: *she snickers, rolling over to look up as well* eh yer probubbly right MEENAH: nofin ebber stays peaceful with this kinda thing DAVE: good thing were invincibubble DAVE: *deadpan* MEENAH: hehe MEENAH: we betta be or else you fuckers wasted more time than my group in the game DAVE: yeah DAVE: so howd you die MEENAH: which time DAVE: god tier MEENAH: *she grimaces a bit* you know my megido DAVE: yeah the crazy otaku nympho MEENAH: yeah whale um long story short we got into a fight MEENAH: she went nuts and...and it was kinda my fault MEENAH: as windfang said i paid the price and she kicked my bass DAVE: sounds bloody MEENAH: if it werent for her carryin me to my quest thing id have been outta there a lot sooner DAVE: nice thing isnt it DAVE: to not die alone MEENAH: heh shore is GAMZEE: *heads back more towards them and stands there on the shore a wee bit grumpy, thinking this talk of dying to be pretty boring, dying heh what even is that* MEENAH: but yeah now im cod tier so i guess it aint all bad DAVE: *he cuts his eyes over to the juggalo* DAVE: youre god tier too aint you DAVE: with the wizard hat and everything DAVE: *he motions towards his junk as he says this* GAMZEE: *smirks* Yeah, you can up and get your think on to mine being MEENAH: that sounds like a load of bullshark GAMZEE: You can get your think on to whatever you want, sister NOT LIKE I'LL BE MOTHERFUCKING NEEDING IT TO MATTER DAVE: chill dude GAMZEE: *stares at him* Ain't nothing but chill here, don't get your motherfuckin' worry a going DAVE: yeah DAVE: so howd you die anyway GAMZEE: Haven't gotten a know for that business which be dying GETTING A SEE TO WHAT MIGHT ALL BE SHANGRI-LA hasn't even been a thing DAVE: you have to die to reach god tier man DAVE: its like DAVE: a rule GAMZEE: I AIN'T GOTTEN A SAY for what I mother fucking told you to get your think to YOU HAVE WHAT IT ALL IS MADE TO BE IN YOUR PAN that might not motherfucking be AIN'T MY ISSUE MEENAH: ...wut DAVE: *he rolls his eyes.* MEENAH: acshoally nebbermind i dont care anenomemore DAVE: ok fine GAMZEE: *smiles at them, glad that was 'settled'* DAVE: *Huffing, Dave crossed his arms and glanced over the interminable ocean once again. It bothered him a little- no one around to hear them scream. Boy, was he morbid tonight. He walked up the beach a few paces and sat down to put his sneakers back on.* MEENAH: *she sat up a bit* not gonna take a dip yershellf? DAVE: not tonight fish princess DAVE: too dark too cold too DAVE: wet MEENAH: too scared sounds like GAMZEE: *nods his agreement* DAVE: whatever DAVE: believe what you want DAVE: im not going in there MEENAH: there wasnt anyfin down there man DAVE: ever heard of riptides DAVE: those lil shits carry you away in seconds DAVE: like fucking charybdis MEENAH: *super smug face activate* guess not DAVE: yeah well thats a thing that we have DAVE: safety is important kids MEENAH: one of these days im makin you swim strider MEENAH: and yer gonna like it DAVE: i hope you have a blow up kiddie pool on hand GAMZEE: *wants to just throw him in right now, eyes him* MEENAH: dont worry shades jr ill protect ya from the scaaaary riptides DAVE: thanks lifeguard meenah DAVE: *turns towards the camera and gives a double thumbs up* DAVE: never go swimming without supervision MEENAH: pfff MEENAH: go sleep or somefin you crazy basstard DAVE: yeah yeah ok DAVE: *he finishes tying his shoes and stands up, stretching langorously* DAVE: you two coming DAVE: *glances at gamzee* DAVE: need help finding your way inside bud MEENAH: heh imma stick around here a lil longer GAMZEE: *stares back* Naw, brother DAVE: you do you DAVE: *he shrugs and strolls back up towards the harley mansion*
