May 7, 2013
alright ill be over at seven ill be wearing my sunday best
One, ya don’t know my coordinates an’ I ain’t given ‘em to ya.
Two, I will kill yew.
Three, I will fuckin’ rip out yer eyes and listen ta yew scream as I eat ya alive.
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alright ill be over at seven ill be wearing my sunday best
One, ya don’t know my coordinates an’ I ain’t given ‘em to ya.
Two, I will kill yew.
Three, I will fuckin’ rip out yer eyes and listen ta yew scream as I eat ya alive.
sir slick daddy / so im taking this as a clear invitation to a wonderful dinner party then
youre dead im dead the list of commonalities is practically endless and its either dad or slick daddy actually that one rolls off the tongue pretty well
Ta dead can die again, boy. Don’t test me.
so dad i think we should spend some quality bonding time together i hear weve got quite a literal fuck ton in common
Like hell we do, ya li’l queer.
An’ I ain’t yer fuckin’ dad.
hey man everybodys got a type / apparently his just happens to be heavily concentrated strider / not complaining / im guessing youre the type of guy who needs a little bit of time to mull this over / maybe grab some dinner over it / well make it a family outing / how bout it daddyo
He did mention ta fact I’m dead, dinnit he?
An’ ta fact that I’m a cannibal?
If it ain’t sinkin’ in yet, I’m a fuckin’ undead cannibal.
im here to ask for your daughters hand in marriage
Wh-
Oh, yer one a Karkat’s boys, ain’tya?
I will rip off yer head an’ shit down yer fuckin’ head if yew so much as LOOK at ‘im funny, ya li’l rat bastard.
I found the download for Davestep uwu
http://tindeck.com/listen/wden
Human cities were so disgusting sometimes. So polluted and filthy and eeeew was that a dead raccoon!?
So why was she walking down an alley of a crowded and very hot city in disguise as a mangy beat up fox?
Oh yeah, research.
If she was going to be living in this era, she needed to better understand it. Humans had advanced so much it made her head spin! With all their gadgets and electronics and music that pounded so loud it made her ears hurt.
...Wow she was starting to sound like Mrs. Cutter.
Shaking the bugs out of her fur and snorting, she trotted out of the alley....
...running right into a very skinny and very irritated stray dog.
"...Oh lovely."