#davetavros

[imhereformysciencefriends]

Somebody come into my inbox/messenger and tell me DaveTav rambles

Davesprite/Tavros rambles are also highly welcomed and encouraged

[lesbrarians]

Rose convinces Dave to take Tavros to an amusement park's Halloween Haunted House and ends up coming back home with bruises and band aids cuz tav kept slamming his horns into his face and throwing him onto the ground in blind terror.

kskdjfskl CANON. tavros keeps apologizing as dave just points at rose like “you knew this was going to happen.”

[rabbitwarcrimes]

But before you throw yourself into certain death and doom, don't forget to fist-bump your fairy guardian bro for good luck. Not that his is much better than yours, but whatever. You need all the help you can get.

In honor of the apparent return of my creativity drive, I decided to redraw and color the first ever Homestuck art I drew. \m/

[rabbitwarcrimes]

TG: im feeling pretty friggin MATRIMONIAL all a sudden  TG: take a look down by your foot see that little bottle  TG: stomp on that shit like its on fire  TG: noisy ethnic dudes are flipping the fuck out and waving us around on chairs til someone gets hurt  TG: im your 300 pound matronly freight-train  TG: and my gaping furnace is hungry for coal so get goddamn shoveling  AT: oH MY GOD,

Whenever anyone tries to give me shit for headcannoning the Strider's as Jewish, I like to point to the type of wedding he chooses to describe in his and Tavros's verbal bitchslapping contest. 

[wdfa]

i would like to be recruited into the davetav crew.........

dude i should make a davetav network :O

[badshipsrus]

*pleasure

Sick beats, bro. This is the name.

~Lord English

[rabbitwarcrimes]

Pairing: Dave/Tavros

Rating: PG

Summary: There's a lot of things Dave is willing to do in the spirit of irony and keeping his boyfriend-sprit happy. Flower crowns aren't one of them.

A/N: Short-fic. Prompt: flower crowns.

"Its something…that Aradia and me used…used to do...when we were younger," Tavros informed him in the memory of a calm day somewhere mid-spring. "She liked the way…the flowers looked…in her hair…"

Dave watched him tie together the ends of a chain of clovers before lifting it up, turning to give the human a speculative look. “….hmm….yeah that should….should work yeah…here you go.”

He held the wreath out to Dave who started to lean forward unconsciously before realizing what he was doing and backpedaling.

"Whoa there, Nitram. I don't do flower crowns. Sorry."

Tavros frowned, eyes narrowing slightly. “Is this…one of your ironing things….again?”

"Irony. And no. Me wearing a flower crown in any situation would normally be the epitome of ironic purpose but I'm just not digging the whole grass in my hair shtick."

"….um yeah ok. I think….that was a no? Possibly?"

"It was a hell no, Tavbro. But I bet you could pass that shit off without any problem. Lumbering minotaur fairy dude metal head sporting a daisy chain? Height of irony. I might even have to get you a medal to hang off those giant ass horns of yours. "

"Right….I have…no idea what you just said," Tavros sighed, lifting his hands up to drape the crown around his own mohawk. "Wanna go chase the geese out of my hive again?"

"Lets do this, bro."

[rabbitwarcrimes]

Dave's prolly pissed cause Tavros brought a snow storm with him when their bubbles collided. Idk, I just really wanted to draw them strifing on a rooftop in the middle of winter. /shrugs forever