Send “☎” for my muse to call yours in the middle of the night!
☎ from @xseen2muchx
"Yes, it is on the porch and it is staring at me. It took an apple from the bowl in the kitchen and ran away, but its buddy is still somewhere in the house, with another apple. Kak vygnat etih ublyudkov ne ubivaya ikh...! U menya zakonchilis yabloki... Damn, Alex, please come back.” He sounded incredibly amused this time.











