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*interrupts you while you're drinking milk*

You DARE to interrupt me when I’m drinking the sacred milk?! You demon!!!

Happy 30th birthday, love!

Thank you!

You're in my thoughs, I pray that God is with you today.

Thanks, David, He is always with me.

“Please don’t cry.”

“Heartbreak causes tears, I thought you knew that, David...”

What names have you given your rivals in each Pokemon game? (Barring R/S/E/ORAS/XY/SM/USUM, ofc.)

Emulated Silver:ArvisLeafgreen:SiriusHeartgold:AnakinSoulsilver:ElvisPearl:VaanBlack 2:EusineFirered:CurufinThat’s all of them.

Meanwhile at the hospital, your delivery of Lazarus's demon baby is hell, you keep cursing, despite Lazarus warning you to stop it!

“F*ck you Lazarus, you don’t f*cking know, how much of a f*cking Hell this birth f*cking is you son of a b*tch!”

Would you rather get drunk af with Aladdin or high af with Duke?

Get high af with Duke, I don’t wanna have 2 glass eyes from being drunk....Plus there’s no telling what Aladdin will do when he’s drunk!

So you're telling me Sonic thinks slapping someone's face means he high-fived their face?

Yeah Sonic’s...Weird like that, David.

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