#davidronpa

[bort-5imp28n]

Would you mindo take 9 seconds of your time to wish this poor unsalted diamond child a happy butterday?😢

Please, he is lonely, come join his party with Itchymarbles and Fudgesock.🥺

[bort-5imp28n]

hapey birtdyay bakya togmi

[bort-5imp28n]

dawg what is microphone tsumiki yapping about😂😂😂

[bort-5imp28n]

Y'all remember that IDFB 21 scene with Donut where he was being chased by two random Davidians because it was their favorite food, but he assumed it was because Aoi wanted to sue him for no reason and brought a lawyer (Kakeru) to do so? It holds a really special place in my heart, man, I just HAD to shitpostify that scene.

Anyways happy week-late Donut Day! I didn't even KNOW it existed before I made this shitpost, but a week has passed and I might as well do it. I may be late, but everyday is Donut Day so it doesn't fucking matter!

(Disclaimer: "22 Short Films About Yoyle City" does not exist, has never existed and will probably never exist (unless a miracle happens where one of the Huang twins somehow sees this and decides to make that a real episode for the lolz). I am gaslighting you into having missed 20 nonexistent IDFB episodes, with one of them having multiple Simpsons references. At least, in this universe. This isn't your reality. You fell through a rift in spacetime and ended up in an parallel universe where IDFB consistently released episodes. You can try to come back to your senses in some way, but you'll never be the same ever. Good luck, traveler.)