#davinamarr

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Derek PLEASE give me my boys back I’m begging you 💔

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I’m resurrecting my SP OCs cause I miss them :(

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do you ever just

skudluggery instead of skulduggery

that’s all i have 

thank you 

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not bedlam related wtf davina

Cadaverous Gant: my master plan is to steal Valkyrie Cain’s baby sister as an attempt to lure her to me so I can ultimately destroy her and become incredibly powerful and feared by everyone

Valkyrie Cain: BITCH, I hope the FUCK YOU DO you be a DEAD SON OF A BITCH lemme tell you THAT

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oh wait what-

Never: you ever play that game when your siblings are sunburnt, you put some spoons in the freezer, take em out and hit them with it so it rips their skin off?

Omen: what the fuck

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@ Everyone Who Has Read Artemis Fowl

Please let me know if I should read it! I’m interested in it but I don’t want to commit to buying it until I’m sure it’s worth giving it a go! I’ll get it after SP 12 comes out if everyone recommends it! Thanks :) 

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Skulduggery probably has never seen a decent tv show in his life. i bet he has the worst taste in tv, if he watches it at all. i bet valkyrie is beside herself when he decides he wants to watch something. he can’t just watch friends like a normal person. he wants antiques roadshow. he wants the omnibus, he missed last weeks episode when he was nearly getting blown up valkyrie, for god sake why wont you give me the remote i want to watch my SHOW 

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sad bitch hours are on hold. I had a few espresso martinis and lightened up. maybe getting some needles shoved through my ear today for good measure. will let you know later