#artemis fowl

[reallyhumongousgarden]

cowboys & angels - george michael

[theugliestcrown]

if i was in the Artemis Fowl series I would ragebait Artemis with 6 7 when he gets the Atlantis Complex. I would single-handedly convince him to try and strangle me with only two words.

[phoenixqueen3]

I vanished again, sorry :(

But here, its Artemis and Isla on a date! Rendering the tiles took me OUT.

(also plzz tell me if I should just start posting the third arc of my fanfic even though its not completly done yet. im going to school soon and im worried ill drag it out even longer.)

i dont care if the perspective is wack, im tired john

[coreywithnoname]

Angeline Fowl really thought "I can fix him" when seeing Artemis Fowl Senior.

[carabinerbracelets]

hi! Lol so in terms of the character ask game I say…I think it was 28? The if they could meet another character from a fandom one

and the character is Patrick Jane bc that’s the first one I remembered you talking abt lolll

Artemis Fowl would be so fun for this

the CBI normally does murders but they're called in for a theft because it's super high profile and the vic has intense connections

and Jane is immediately suspicious of this one kid employee who's a supposed genius, but can't get a read on him for some reason

and then these two geniuses mentally spar through the whole investigation until Jane eventually knows for sure it was Arty but can't prove it in any meaningful way because Artemis is too good

alternatively Jane solving a case with Shawn Spencer would be so fun

[nikkiflinn]

Artemis and Holly being interrogated. I don't remember the whole scene, just that Artemis said something flippant and Holly was like, Can you just shut up for once before you get the both of us killed?

Artemis Fowl (Artemis Fowl, #1) by Eoin Colfer | Goodreads

[coreywithnoname]

Live reaction of me finishing the Atlantis Complex

[do-you-sea-whatididthere]

indescribable pain of watching a board of people who can't write try to rewrite an already great piece of media with a fifty shmabillion dollar budget and have their complete inadequacy make everyone else look retroactively stupid for enjoying the original actually good media