#db arty

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Arty: Hello, Skyhammer, how necessary to see you.

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Skyhammer: Arty and Sawbonez sent me a 'get better soon' card.

Vassili: That's... unusually nice of them.

Skyhammer: I wasn't ill. They just thought I could do better.

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Sawbonez: What do you like in bed?

Arty: Privacy.

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Arty: I tried to acknowledge his feelings. It wasn’t easy. There were a lot of them.

[earlier that day]

Skyhammer: I’m just so confused- Are you… are you climbing out the window?

Arty: [halfway out the window]

Arty:

Arty: No.

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Kira: Admit it. You like Sawbonez.

Arty: Oh, come on. I mean, am I attracted to him? Sure.

Arty: Does he get me in ways no one ever has? Indubitably.

Arty: Do I fantasize about him? Yes. But only in two positions.

Arty: But do I like him?

Arty: The answer’s no.

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Kira: I made this friendship bracelet for you.

Arty: You know I'm not really a jewelry person.

Kira: You don't have to wear it.

Arty: No, I'm gonna wear it forever. Back off.

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Sawbonez: Arty, I'm in love with you.

Arty: You...are also shitfaced.

Sawbonez: I can be both.

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Don’t try to bond with me.

Arty, probably